Why can't shellfish play video games?

They can't gain the mussel memory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lorelei178
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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Downloaded film Titanic for the family to watch this evening. Annoyingly Video and Sound has come across in separate files.

It's syncing right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iseb3881
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Video games are an ex-seal-lent way to "seal" some seally puns!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ace-Trainer-AJ
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Do French people play video games?

Wii.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Video game record
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KevlarYarmulke
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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10 yr old daughter playing video games yells, β€œGIRL!”

Dad response, β€œYou know it’s true...”

Daughter laughs (she actually likes my Dad jokes... heh) πŸ™‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cidici
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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Shoutout to all the women from rap videos

Who are currently twerking from home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SR21-
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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I made my very first unboxing video for YouTube today !

They were not happy at the funeral home

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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Did you see the video of the rioter stealing Pelosi’s podium?

The guy was really taking a stand!!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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I really push the envelope in this video.... v.redd.it/c2yyvsfjuzb41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DumpedAt22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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I need help following up with this pun, this is a video about a scientist giving a lecture about fire, I can’t think of any more other than pun-ch line
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Huiplayshd1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What animal procrastinates by playing video games?

An emulator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Only-Simple
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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What did one video call tell to another on the beach?

Can you share the screen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/summingitup
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I get depressed if I don’t play video games.

I always need to console myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Video about harvesting Dill with a dillightful abundance of Dill puns youtu.be/nsdraoTnLcA
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonobosbananas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I watched a Cyberpunk 2077 gameplay video and there were lots of bugs in it.

There was a bug where an NPC in the game just phases through a door like there’s nothing right there.

Guess that’s what you get when watching a walkthrough gameplay video.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sudoku12
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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My wife dumped me for only talking about video games.

It’s such a ridiculous thing to fallout 4

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Proxysweden
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Last year I recorded a video with my brother

Now we have brovid-19

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aereau
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Hi guys and WELCOME BACK to another video of The Disapproving Cabbage!

...If you liked this video and would like us to make more, lettuce no!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SumFunnyOne
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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What do video games and strawberries have in common?

Not much

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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A good realtor is always equipped with a video camera.

It's how they get the square footage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyberOGa3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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I made this video in good humor only... please do not take it as offense in any way, shape, or form!

Life as a Stay at Home Dad (honest humor nothing against Stay at Home Dads)

As as an aspiring father figure, I have the greatest respect for dads of every kind. In fact, much of this stems from the fact I’ve grown up from the age of 6 without a father of my own. I made this video as a comical representation of what I hope to be one day: a guy full of dad jokes and such humor.

Thank you for reading and enjoy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mosswyatt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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I got arrested for taking a video while cutting down trees

Now facing charges for illegal vlogging.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eyooji
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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I wanted to video chat with someone so I stole an iPhone

And now I'm going to face time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samstradamus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Just saw a video of a guy sending his daughter into the store to buy winter air for their car tires.

Any other good jokes like that to play on my family?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Limited_myLes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I made a short video of a cow

It's a bovine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Just watched a video about fancy drills

It was pretty boring

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πŸ‘€︎ u/padawack2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Whats the most popular video game at a bread bakery?

Knead for speed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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On a video about breaking world border in Minecraft
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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What is a dancer's favorite video game series?

Command and Conga

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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YouTube theory Video - Charles died Muntz ago
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuma_Paws_376
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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I asked my French friend if she likes to play video games.

She said, "Wii."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MediocrePay
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I want to post a Tik Tok video of me playing my guitar but...

... I'd probably be band.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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My girlfriend thanked me for the videos I sent her from my masturbation session.

The pleasure was all mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrogOnALeash
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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I have a website where I make videos and pics various custards.

Onlyflans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryan879
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Saw this in a YouTube video, thought it belonged here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Motor46
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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I just watched a video of a drill.

It was a bit boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derextus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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My friend made a pretty punny video :)

https://youtu.be/vFI1k8P0aH0

Comment to give her sum motivation to continue :) ...but only if you want too :))

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πŸ‘€︎ u/getraxx2020
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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I guess video games did cause violence
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Have you ever seen that video of the monkey throwing poop at a grandma’s face?

That shit slaps

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P8ntballz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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My wife and 2yo were just watching Paw Patrol. There is a cow mooing into a cell phone to video chat with the team to ask for help for a cat stuck on the roof.

I told my wife "That cat would have way more grip on roof shingles and I expect more I realism from talking cartoon cows. This is "UDDERLY" ridiculous."

She may have buried her head and avoided eye contact for a bit. I was proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trich101
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Shooting videos....

Lol, I was talking with a friend back home about shooting firearms; I said because of my location I cannot shoot so take me some videos of you shooting. He writes a note on his white board that says β€œshooting videos”. I started laughing when he told me his note said shooting videos. When I explained to him why I was laughing he took a look at the board and said β€œWow I’m going to make shooting videos of me shooting”. That was a good one my friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justlurking73
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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