If pronouncing all my "V"s like "B"s, makes me sound Russian...
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Son: When geese fly in a 'V' formation, why is one side always longer?
Dad: Probably because there are more geese on that side.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
When migrating birds fly in the shape of a V, do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
That side has more birds.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Dec 25 2020
As a dad, I won't let my kids watch any shows on t.v. with orchestra in it....
Too much sax and violins.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
why was V the impostor
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Why don't owls fly in a V formation?
Because if they did they'd be vowels.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.
There just happens to be more birds on that side.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Why do they condition all of the I.V. bottles at the hospital?
Everyone loves smooth saline!
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︎ Sep 04 2020
In a Student v.s. Teacher competition
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︎ Sep 24 2020
I really upset my wife when she asked what was on the T.V.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Geese fly in a V-formation for aerodynamics, and when the lead goose gets tired he switches out his position. But one side of the V is almost always longer than the other. Do you know why?
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︎ Apr 12 2020
sauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwFYGwA62ng
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︎ May 19 2020
A judge is hearing a case. 'The people V. United Parcel Service' and determines that the trucks area nuisance and a danger to the town. He decides to ban all their trucks from the town and calls his ruling:
'UPS Truck Shun of Justice'
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︎ Apr 22 2020
Teacher: โJohnny, can you spell weather?โ Johnny: โW...E...V...V...Aโ ...
Teacher: โWell that is the worst spell of weather weโve had in a while!โ
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︎ May 22 2020
Empty V is my favorite channel
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︎ Sep 27 2019
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before?
/r/ShouldIbuythisgame/comโฆ
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︎ Mar 27 2020
Why do birds fly in a V-shape?
because it takes too long to walk in a V-shape
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︎ Oct 07 2019
M a k a r o v i
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People say I pronounce my bโs and vโ like a Russian...
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︎ Mar 28 2019
MT V
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︎ Sep 29 2019
does this count? found these two while watching an old nigahiga video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tDRBb0apDg
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︎ Sep 15 2019
I've just watched a T.V. documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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︎ Aug 18 2019
See, the thing about T.V dinners is that you donโt get leftovers...
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︎ Nov 12 2019
Did you hear about the B I V G R O Y rainbow?
The poor thing has a deviated spectrum.
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︎ Nov 23 2019
When geese are migrating they form a "V" shape, but do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
Because there are more geese on that side.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
When ducks fly in a V one side is always longer. Do you know the reason?
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Why is one side longer then the other when ducks fly in a V?
Because thereโs more ducks on that side
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︎ Dec 09 2020
When geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
There are more birds on that side.
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︎ Oct 29 2020
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
When ducks are flying south, they fly in a V formation. But one side is always longer. Do you know why?
There's more ducks on that side.
(As told by my father)
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︎ Jul 08 2020
Do you know why when geese are flying, one side of the V is longer?
There's more geese on that side.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
When geese fly, they fly in a V. One side is always longer than the other. Do you know why?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
If pronouncing my Bโs as Vโs makes me sound russian...Then soviet.
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︎ Aug 25 2019
When you see birds flying in a โvโ shape, youโll see more birds on one side than the other. Want to know why?
Itโs because there are more birds on that side.
... Iโll see myself out.
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︎ May 23 2020
Do you know why one side is longer when birds are flying in a V formation?
Because thereโs more birds on that side.
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︎ Feb 05 2020
If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian, then soviet.
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If pronouncing bโs as vโs makes me sound Russian
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︎ Mar 02 2020
Did you ever notice when geese fly in a 'V', one side is longer? Want to know why?
There's more geese on that side.
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︎ Mar 14 2020
You know how when geese fly they fly in a V formation and one side is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is?
There are more geese on that side.
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︎ Nov 19 2019
If pronouncing by b's like v's makes me sound Russian, then Soviet.
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︎ Jun 13 2019
When birds fly in a 'V' formation, why is one side always longer?
Because there's more birds in it.
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︎ Jan 26 2020
Sometimes when birds fly, they fly in a V shape, and sometimes one side of that V is longer than the other. You know why that is?
There's more birds on that side.
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︎ Jul 02 2017
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
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︎ Dec 11 2019
When birds fly in the V formation, why is one side of the V longer than the other?
Thereโs more birds on one side.
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