Tyrannosaurus porcelainii- tyrant king of the porcelain throne
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cREDBARON
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I think my wife is becoming a dad. While I was on the porcelain throne, she asked me me what I was doing. I replied: scrolling through Reddit.

She added giggling: you will take ages to log off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DKS13G
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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My sister has been reading game of thrones and she really liked the line "the sound of steel on steel"

So she decided to steel it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bean_burrito14
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What's it called when the heir to the throne gets Covid?

Coronation Day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spmgd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Game of Thrones Spoiler
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bay-to-the-apple
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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A king sat on his throne in his beautiful kingdom. Before him were three glasses set on a table. The first two are filled with water, but the third one is empty. What is the name of the king?

Phillip the 3rd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/some-tortel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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If Game of Thrones was written by M. Night Shyamalan, what would he have called the White Walkers?

Icy Dead People

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fluxitup
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Could be a scene from Game Of Thrones
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IceKofist
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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If there's an emergency at your Game of Thrones viewing party

You should go to Daenerys exit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CD_Johanna
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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What do Game of Thrones and The Sixth Sense have in common?

Icey dead people

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xroxl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Do you think they have Gendry-neutral toilets at Game of Thrones conventions?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reinierblob
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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I don't understand why so many people hate the Night King from Game of Thrones

He looks pretty chill to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rahull95
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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Throne of Games
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NameslessDude
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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I don’t like Game of Thrones

I think it drag-on for too long

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMexicanJuan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Game of Thrones S8 E4 has a Starbucks cup in one of the scenes by mistake...

People are saying it is a little mistake, I think it's is a Grande.

-Ellen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GQ0mUydWhI

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πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Why did the throne give the king radiation poisoning?

It was chair noble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/proheath
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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After all the final season backlash, how did D&D get off the Game of Thrones highway?

They took Daenerys exit..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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The most recent Game of Thrones episode was too dark and it was hard to see. I just wish some of the undead were wearing heavy armor and wielding swords. Then we'd be able to see just fine.

Because they would be Knight Wights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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Why did the Throne suffocate after the prince's death?

Well the prince was "air" to the throne.

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πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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I like Game of Thrones...

Except that Bran, he such a flake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyert
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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Apparently Mozart liked thrones on piles of nuts

They called him "almond dais" Mozart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mildmannered
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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They are making a Game of Thrones movie about the Army of the Dead members who become astronauts.

It's called The Wight Stuff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/markydsade
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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TIL: During the Ming dynasty, there were two princes Hu and Yu ready to take over the throne. Hu was older, but a unlucky man.

Hu died and made Yu king.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2018
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I’ve just had a great idea for a set of game of thrones themed lingerie

A thong of ice and fire.

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πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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What happens at the end of Game of Thrones?

Stark reality

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pavanrk1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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What do they require the wooden throne to be polished with?

Pledge, of Allegiance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2xj59ae
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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I see your WifiLoveHer router name and raise you a Game of Thrones
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πŸ‘€︎ u/askClint
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2017
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Queen Elizabeth is celebrating 66 years on the throne.

I’m assuming it’s something she ate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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I know how Game of Thrones will end

with the last episode

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krisec
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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Game of Thrones Dad Joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/myers_jr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2013
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A Game of Thrones related groaner...

As I sat in the office lunchroom today, the topic of Game of Thrones came up, what with it's impending new season this Sunday. As we were discussing it, I mentioned that I couldn't hear a single bit of Swedish in Nickolaj Waldau's voice. My co-worker retorted that he could hear it quite a bit, and that I was perhaps accustomed to the accent, and thus tuning it out.

I replied, without quite thinking, that it was quite a Stark difference. There was silence between the six of us, followed by groans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Downhill280Z
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2014
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[Game of Thrones reference] What does Daenerys Targaryen call King Robert Baratheon when he's going out to eat ramen?

The Uslurper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xavier86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2016
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Watching Game of Thrones

Dad asks "What are you doing?", I reply "Watching Game of Thrones." to which he follows up with "Game of Throne? What's that about, a bunch of toilets?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rootbeerking
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2015
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(Maybe kinda sorta potential spoiler) Game of Thrones ending was brutal last night...

...I keep hearing him scream...Oberyn Oberyn over again...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/panzergling
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2014
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Dadjoke in Game of Thrones Book

Quote from "A Feast for Crows," between Arya Stark and a guy known only as the kindly man at this point in the book:

β€œWill you show me how to change my face?”

β€œIf you wish.” He cupped her chin in his hand and turned her head. β€œPuff up your cheeks and stick out your tongue.”

Arya puffed up her cheeks and stuck out her tongue.

β€œThere. Your face is changed.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youssarian
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2014
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Overheard my dad after Game Of Thrones finale...

I am in the kitchen and can hear my dad talking in the next room to my mom. Then I hear this attempt at a joke that came off very daddish. He said " well I don't think ill ever get my hands on valyrian steel, but I have plenty of valerian root". I still laughed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S4Cattack
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2014
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Why did the throne give the king radiation poisoning?

It was chair noble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Why can't you tweet about Game of Thrones?

Because it has more than 140 characters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dontthrowmeinabox
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2016
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