Tyrannosaurus porcelainii- tyrant king of the porcelain throne
I think my wife is becoming a dad. While I was on the porcelain throne, she asked me me what I was doing. I replied: scrolling through Reddit.
She added giggling: you will take ages to log off.
My sister has been reading game of thrones and she really liked the line "the sound of steel on steel"
So she decided to steel it
What's it called when the heir to the throne gets Covid?
A king sat on his throne in his beautiful kingdom. Before him were three glasses set on a table. The first two are filled with water, but the third one is empty. What is the name of the king?
If Game of Thrones was written by M. Night Shyamalan, what would he have called the White Walkers?
Could be a scene from Game Of Thrones
What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?
Twitter only allows 140 characters.
If there's an emergency at your Game of Thrones viewing party
You should go to Daenerys exit.
What do Game of Thrones and The Sixth Sense have in common?
Do you think they have Gendry-neutral toilets at Game of Thrones conventions?
I don't understand why so many people hate the Night King from Game of Thrones
He looks pretty chill to me
I don’t like Game of Thrones
I think it drag-on for too long
Why did the throne give the king radiation poisoning?
After all the final season backlash, how did D&D get off the Game of Thrones highway?
They took Daenerys exit..
The most recent Game of Thrones episode was too dark and it was hard to see. I just wish some of the undead were wearing heavy armor and wielding swords. Then we'd be able to see just fine.
Because they would be Knight Wights.
Why did the Throne suffocate after the prince's death?
Well the prince was "air" to the throne.
I like Game of Thrones...
Except that Bran, he such a flake
Apparently Mozart liked thrones on piles of nuts
They called him "almond dais" Mozart.
They are making a Game of Thrones movie about the Army of the Dead members who become astronauts.
It's called The Wight Stuff
TIL: During the Ming dynasty, there were two princes Hu and Yu ready to take over the throne. Hu was older, but a unlucky man.
Hu died and made Yu king.
I’ve just had a great idea for a set of game of thrones themed lingerie
What happens at the end of Game of Thrones?
What do they require the wooden throne to be polished with?
I see your WifiLoveHer router name and raise you a Game of Thrones
Queen Elizabeth is celebrating 66 years on the throne.
I’m assuming it’s something she ate.
I know how Game of Thrones will end
A Game of Thrones related groaner...
As I sat in the office lunchroom today, the topic of Game of Thrones came up, what with it's impending new season this Sunday. As we were discussing it, I mentioned that I couldn't hear a single bit of Swedish in Nickolaj Waldau's voice. My co-worker retorted that he could hear it quite a bit, and that I was perhaps accustomed to the accent, and thus tuning it out.
I replied, without quite thinking, that it was quite a Stark difference. There was silence between the six of us, followed by groans.
[Game of Thrones reference] What does Daenerys Targaryen call King Robert Baratheon when he's going out to eat ramen?
Watching Game of Thrones
Dad asks "What are you doing?", I reply "Watching Game of Thrones." to which he follows up with "Game of Throne? What's that about, a bunch of toilets?"
(Maybe kinda sorta potential spoiler) Game of Thrones ending was brutal last night...
...I keep hearing him scream...Oberyn Oberyn over again...
Dadjoke in Game of Thrones Book
Quote from "A Feast for Crows," between Arya Stark and a guy known only as the kindly man at this point in the book:
“Will you show me how to change my face?”
“If you wish.” He cupped her chin in his hand and turned her head. “Puff up your cheeks and stick out your tongue.”
Arya puffed up her cheeks and stuck out her tongue.
“There. Your face is changed.”
Overheard my dad after Game Of Thrones finale...
I am in the kitchen and can hear my dad talking in the next room to my mom. Then I hear this attempt at a joke that came off very daddish. He said " well I don't think ill ever get my hands on valyrian steel, but I have plenty of valerian root". I still laughed
Why did the throne give the king radiation poisoning?
Why can't you tweet about Game of Thrones?
Because it has more than 140 characters.
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