A list of puns related to "Game of Thrones"
So she decided to steel it
Icy Dead People
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You should go to Daenerys exit.
He looks pretty chill to me
Icey dead people
I think it drag-on for too long
People are saying it is a little mistake, I think it's is a Grande.
They took Daenerys exit..
Because they would be Knight Wights.
Except that Bran, he such a flake
It's called The Wight Stuff
Stark reality
with the last episode
As I sat in the office lunchroom today, the topic of Game of Thrones came up, what with it's impending new season this Sunday. As we were discussing it, I mentioned that I couldn't hear a single bit of Swedish in Nickolaj Waldau's voice. My co-worker retorted that he could hear it quite a bit, and that I was perhaps accustomed to the accent, and thus tuning it out.
I replied, without quite thinking, that it was quite a Stark difference. There was silence between the six of us, followed by groans.
The Uslurper
...I keep hearing him scream...Oberyn Oberyn over again...
Dad asks "What are you doing?", I reply "Watching Game of Thrones." to which he follows up with "Game of Throne? What's that about, a bunch of toilets?"
Quote from "A Feast for Crows," between Arya Stark and a guy known only as the kindly man at this point in the book:
βWill you show me how to change my face?β
βIf you wish.β He cupped her chin in his hand and turned her head. βPuff up your cheeks and stick out your tongue.β
Arya puffed up her cheeks and stuck out her tongue.
βThere. Your face is changed.β
I am in the kitchen and can hear my dad talking in the next room to my mom. Then I hear this attempt at a joke that came off very daddish. He said " well I don't think ill ever get my hands on valyrian steel, but I have plenty of valerian root". I still laughed
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