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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tskcool
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2018
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Why can't Ganondorf surf the web?

Cause there's too many Links

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Averet101
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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How do surfers surf at night

So gnar bra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kujo0314
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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If you surf on the back of a dolphin, then you're riding on porpoise.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/webguy1975
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2018
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Why wouldn't the rock fan crowd surf at the concert?

He didn't want to get carried away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/positivecynik
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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My surf buddy got accepted to Columbia University to study Journalism

He’s very passionate about current events.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jiggyjigster
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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The surf looks high today, son.

That's because it took too many rips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guavacadus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2018
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There were five kids from Venice Beach in the car, but unfortunately not one of them surf-vibed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/austinearley
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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My band member was up in arms after being made to crowd surf.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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A friend of mine was pretty upset when he was forced to crowd surf at a concert last week.

He was up in arms the entire time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stumcgooo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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What does food surf on?

Micro-waves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m6llow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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Not many people know about this, but when I was in college, I majored in surfing.

They called me a β€œrad” student.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daustin627
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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A little too small

Why can't you surf microwaves?? Cause they are too small

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gold-Might-948
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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What does a cow say when surfing?
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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What do you call a surfing spell caster?

A sandwich

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeahwellshit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Surfing Toaster

Why couldn't the toaster go surfing?

Because there was only micro-waves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jokesforgroans
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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The surfing shop was forced to raise prices...

Across the board

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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Are you a CEO in Silicon Valley?

Yeah, I surf on executive boards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDudeWalterEgo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Me: What should we do about the sleeping arrangements during our holiday? Her: I was thinking of...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tnethacker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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While channel surfing...

Brother: Oh, "Life of Pi", I heard that was depressing.

Dad: Probably, how much "pi" can one guy eat?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pepperrush
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2013
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Me and my dad were channel surfing, we see a documentary about history of women in America, he says....

Must be a cooking show

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2013
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Can someone start a conversation full of ocean puns with me please?

Start the conversation... You will sea the point, it's kraken me up XD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rulerofthehell
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2014
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What does a Hawaiian Spider do in his free time?

Surf the web.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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The terms "cattle," "beef," and "udder" are always afraid of everything - because they're just a bunch of cow words. reddit.com/r/oneliners/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/webguy1975
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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What do you call a peasant and their fief?

surf and turf

BONUS: What do you call a sick roman emperor?

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Julius Sneezer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/artsykittii
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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I know some people who work an office job with spiders.

All they do is surf the web.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cappie-Floorson
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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So this is a pretty long joke...

So there were these two high schoolers, both madly in love. they were like the most well known couple around the school. so a couple months go by after they've began dating and they both see a flier in the hallway. it talks about the up coming school dance which is taking place next week. so naturally, the guy asks the girl to come with him. she says yes and the planing begins. he gets home that night and surfs the entire web for a relatively cheap limo company with still have decent amenities. after ordering that, he heads off to the local tailor and gets a suit made for in his girlfriends favourite colour, blue. then the week passes and he preparing to go and pick her up, so he picks up the flowers he bought her earlier that day and heads out to the now parked limo. he gets in and orders the driver to her house. he gets there and gives her the flowers. they go out for dinner at a very fancy place, him paying for everything. they both finally get to the school hall and head in to see all their friends. they have a wonderful night, dancing, having photos taken, they both really just enjoyed themselves. they even got elected prom king and queen! so the night is coming to an end and they both decide to sit down and have a rest. the girls feeling a bit thirsty so the guy heads over to the refreshments table to get her a drink. it's pretty quite there as in this joke, there isnt a punchline. ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RustyTyrant
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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What did the television do at the beach?

Channel surf!

Courtesy of my 6 y/o

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BloodyDaft
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2017
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A classic on fathers day

Im sitting in my bedroom just surfing while my wife give my girls a shower in the master bathroom.

So shower's over and Avery was whining that she was cold. After a long day of swimming, that whining turned into a temper tantrum. IM COLD!! IM REALLY COLD!!! over and over.

Calmly, I say, "Ave", she sobs "what", I say "IM REALLY DADDY, ITS NICE TO MEET YOU"

BOOM!! full blown screams and cries. Mission accomplished.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZER0EFFSGIVEN
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2018
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How did the spider get so radical?

He was always surfing the web

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πŸ‘€︎ u/all_three_bolth
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2017
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While at my Cousin's 21st

So it's my cousin's 21st and he does surf life saving. So he had a rowing oar set up for everyone to sign. Aaaand then dad sees it.

Dad: Wow, thats so inspiring.

Me: Why is it insp…

Dad: It's Oar!-Inspiring!

Uncle (Without hesitation): That joke was Oar…some!

both look around to see who's laughing

(edit; can't punctuate)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Juicy-Drucy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2014
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