What if Iron man and Silver surfer teamed up?

They would be alloys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
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Did you hear that Iron Man and the Silver Surfer are teaming up?

They're going to be alloys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Super_Bakon
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how do surfers say hi?

they wave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coonman28
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Why was the dolphin trainer upset with the surfer?

Because he did it on porpoise.

(Told this to my 4 kids and got 2 groans, one confused look, and an eye-roll)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikethejoe
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Iron Man and the Silver Surfer is teaming up for the next movie to fight crime.

They are alloys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What is the Italian surfer's favourite pasta?

Manicotti; it's totally tubular.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReigningDingos
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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What did the old surfer do right before he disappeared forever?

Waved goodbye

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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What did the Silver Surfer say when blasted with hydrogen gas?

AgHHHHHHHHHHHH..

I'll show myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amiradzim
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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Surfers never reheat foods

Because they hate microwaves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyStar1991
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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How do surfers surf at night

So gnar bra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kujo0314
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I asked the surfer dude if he had a document laying out the things to do in his beautiful city. He said:

Bro, sure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faceoftheancients
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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What's a surfer's favorite religious book?

Duderonomy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thelionmermaid
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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What did a surfer say to the ocean?

Nothing. They waved along with the ocean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/person_from_yt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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What did the ocean do to the surfer?

It waved. Did you sea what I did There? I promise there’s nothing fishy..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/00Penguin00
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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What is a surfers least favourite kitchen appliance?

A Microwave

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What do you call surfers who love themselves?

Gnarcissists.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VideoGameCookie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2017
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I got this from my son. ”Why did the surfer leave the wave?”

He was Board

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swetiger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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How does a surfer learn how to cook?

By using a micro-wave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamaforinvg
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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How did the surfer get lost at sea?

He was too far out man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dgarrity
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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A surfer dude walks into a lingerie shop

He sees his friend and says, "Hey, what's up bra?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rage-o-rama
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2017
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What does a surfer cut wood with?

A saw duuude

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Did you hear about what the life guard said to the hippie surfer?

β€œYou’re too far out man!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubleayey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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What did the whale say to the surfer when he accidentally hit him with his tail?

Sorry, it was a fluke 😐

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katieglove
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2017
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Why don't surfers heat up their food?

They don't like microwaves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuicyLemon4
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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What do you call a surfer Z?

A zebra (Z Brah) πŸ€™πŸ½

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwimimgInXanax
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2017
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We were talking about Soul Surfer (the movie)

Sister: They're making a sequel Dad: what, does she lose the other arm? A short time later... Sister: what she did was really cool Dad: Well you've got to give her a hand...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devonr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2013
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How do Surfers say hi to each other?

They wave.

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If Iron Man and Sliver Surfer teamed up, what would they be?

Alloys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guyshu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up ...

They'd be alloys!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charles_Deetz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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If the silver surfer and iron man teamed up, they'd be alloys!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
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The Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up...

They formed an alloy-ence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrewtl271
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Iron Man and The Silver Surfer are teaming up for the next movie.

They will be alloys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up...

They would be alloys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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If the silver surfer and iron man teamed up

They would be alloys.

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