What if Iron man and Silver surfer teamed up?
Did you hear that Iron Man and the Silver Surfer are teaming up?
They're going to be alloys.
Why was the dolphin trainer upset with the surfer?
Because he did it on porpoise.
(Told this to my 4 kids and got 2 groans, one confused look, and an eye-roll)
Iron Man and the Silver Surfer is teaming up for the next movie to fight crime.
What is the Italian surfer's favourite pasta?
Manicotti; it's totally tubular.
What did the old surfer do right before he disappeared forever?
What did the Silver Surfer say when blasted with hydrogen gas?
AgHHHHHHHHHHHH..
I'll show myself out.
Surfers never reheat foods
Because they hate microwaves.
How do surfers surf at night
I asked the surfer dude if he had a document laying out the things to do in his beautiful city. He said:
What's a surfer's favorite religious book?
What did a surfer say to the ocean?
Nothing. They waved along with the ocean.
What did the ocean do to the surfer?
It waved.
Did you sea what I did There?
I promise there’s nothing fishy..
What is a surfers least favourite kitchen appliance?
What do you call surfers who love themselves?
I got this from my son. ”Why did the surfer leave the wave?”
How does a surfer learn how to cook?
How did the surfer get lost at sea?
A surfer dude walks into a lingerie shop
He sees his friend and says, "Hey, what's up bra?"
What does a surfer cut wood with?
Did you hear about what the life guard said to the hippie surfer?
“You’re too far out man!”
What did the whale say to the surfer when he accidentally hit him with his tail?
Why don't surfers heat up their food?
They don't like microwaves.
What do you call a surfer Z?
We were talking about Soul Surfer (the movie)
Sister: They're making a sequel
Dad: what, does she lose the other arm?
A short time later...
Sister: what she did was really cool
Dad: Well you've got to give her a hand...
How do Surfers say hi to each other?
If Iron Man and Sliver Surfer teamed up, what would they be?
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up ...
If the silver surfer and iron man teamed up, they'd be alloys!
The Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up...
They formed an alloy-ence
Iron Man and The Silver Surfer are teaming up for the next movie.
If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up...
If the silver surfer and iron man teamed up
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