How much data can be stored in a glacier?
A frostbyte
I know Reddit has servers that all of our jokes are stored in, but I’ve come up with a better solution
I call it a Dad-a-Base
Where are all these great dad jokes stored?
The dadabase
I know where all dad joke are stored
A dad-a base
Where does one keep all their dad-jokes stored?
...in a DAD-a-base!
Why are bill in the bank stored separately?
Because they want to be a loan
My father always stored his coin collection in Altoids tins...
He claimed it kept them in mint condition
Did you hear about the murderer who stored his spices in the freezer?
He served hard thyme.
Neighbor: hey, would it be alright if I stored my boat in your yard?
It's a Civil War era iron-hulled gunboat. Would that be too much of a burden?
Me: I wouldn't call it a burden. More like a hardship.
I have a library of dad jokes stored on my flash-drive
16 giggle-bytes of them to be exact
What do you call a building in which utensils are stored?
A silver-warehouse
I was pooping and finally sent my friend the thousand photos stored on my phone...
It was a great photo dump.
I'm an optometry student... I'm sure my dad has a database of eye related jokes stored up for when I talk about my course.
I know where all dad joke are stored
A dad-a base
Where are all the dad jokes stored?
At the dadabase.
Where are all these great dad jokes stored???
The dadabase!!!
Where are all these great dad jokes stored ?
At the dadabase.
(But for real, I have quite the dadabase at my profile)
