How much data can be stored in a glacier?

A frostbyte

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I know Reddit has servers that all of our jokes are stored in, but I’ve come up with a better solution

I call it a Dad-a-Base

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Where are all these great dad jokes stored?

The dadabase

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👤︎ u/Trtlman
📅︎ Feb 05 2020
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I know where all dad joke are stored

A dad-a base

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Where does one keep all their dad-jokes stored?

...in a DAD-a-base!

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👤︎ u/S7x27er69
📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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Why are bill in the bank stored separately?

Because they want to be a loan

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👤︎ u/marakchuja
📅︎ Dec 26 2019
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My father always stored his coin collection in Altoids tins...

He claimed it kept them in mint condition

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Did you hear about the murderer who stored his spices in the freezer?

He served hard thyme.

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👤︎ u/Maxmun1ch
📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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Neighbor: hey, would it be alright if I stored my boat in your yard?

It's a Civil War era iron-hulled gunboat. Would that be too much of a burden?

Me: I wouldn't call it a burden. More like a hardship.

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📅︎ Aug 04 2019
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I have a library of dad jokes stored on my flash-drive

16 giggle-bytes of them to be exact

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👤︎ u/____okay
📅︎ May 21 2019
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What do you call a building in which utensils are stored?

A silver-warehouse

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I was pooping and finally sent my friend the thousand photos stored on my phone...

It was a great photo dump.

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👤︎ u/jaywongg
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I'm an optometry student... I'm sure my dad has a database of eye related jokes stored up for when I talk about my course.
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👤︎ u/Rawrrsica
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I know where all dad joke are stored

A dad-a base

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Where are all the dad jokes stored?

At the dadabase.

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Where are all these great dad jokes stored???

The dadabase!!!

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Where are all these great dad jokes stored ?

At the dadabase.

(But for real, I have quite the dadabase at my profile)

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