My friend asked me if I wanted to go to a Vietnamese Soup-Making Demonstration

I said, โ€œPho Sho!โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JPNG1
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Went to a stables looking for work and the stable master asked "Have you ever shoed a horse?"

"No, but I told a donkey to fuck off once."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Skubbags
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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What does a Turkish kid say to his mom when he needs to do chores in the summer:

I dontโ€™t wanna do it, itโ€™s sho warm ma!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/joepeR2086
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Do you see the video of Sean Connery on Zoom with the books falling on him?

He said " Sho Shorry, only got myshelf to blame "

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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My wife asked, โ€œWanna come with me to help pick out some vinyl wood blinds?โ€

I said, โ€œFaux sho.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/zedhead0628
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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How you make samurai run away?

You sho gun...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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