British people be like I'm bri ish
It's because they drank the t
Why cant bri'ish people pronounce t?
Because they drank it
Why do the English say they're bri ish instead of british?
Because since the incident in Boston, they've learned to hide their t.
Why was the Rabbi disgruntled over the cancellation of the Bris?
Because he got no severance pay.
What do you call deodorant that smells like cheese?
de-brie
Whoβs the smallest basketball player of all time?
Kobe Bry-ant
I am going to start a company specializing in circumcisions for the well endowed.
I've always wanted to be in big bris-ness.
A Rabbi walks into an elevator...
A Rabbi walks into an elevator with a guy in it already. The guy asks the Rabbi what heβs doing there, in which the Rabbi replies, βIβm here for a Bris (circumcision).β The guy then asks, βHow much do you make doing that?β The Rabbi says, βI donβt do it for the money. I just do it for the tip.β
I love french cheeses
Nothing better than summer bries
Cheesy joke
What chesses give you wind? Bries!
