I wrote down all of the things my wife wants me to buy from the produce section at the grocery store...
Dr. Stone comment section at its finest
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While shopping my wife stopped in the make-up section to buy concealer but couldn’t find any.
I now understand why she said it’s the best product on the market.
Saw two members of a string section of an orchestra get in a fight...
They should know violins is never the answer..
The College Board announced today that it will be dropping the essay section from the SAT.
It’ll now just be called the T.
Do you feel that r/puns should have a feature where someone posts an image and everyone tries to makes puns about it(the image) in the comment section?
A rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says says, “Get out. We don’t serve rope in here.” So the rope goes out, cuts itself in two before tying the two sections together. It then pulls out a comb and combs its ends. The rope then walks back into the bar.
The bartender says, “Hey! Aren’t you the rope that I just threw out?”
The rope replied, “No. I’m a frayed knot.”
What do you call the section of hospital dedicated to squid?
I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was
she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
I went to visit my friend at the hospital, and the only parking spot I found was in the C section.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
What do gamers call doctors who perform C-sections?
The comments section is amazing
I lost my kid in the kitchenware section of Ikea today.
A gem I found in the YouTube comment section
After getting a lot of negative reviews due to their rather poor string section, the LAPD Police Band decided to lose all the strings from their performances.
It was finally the long-awaited end of police violins.
cow puns in the WCGW comment section
Doctor: I’m sorry but I had to remove a section of your colon.
As an orchestra conductor, I could tell when the entire violin section missed the key with no sharps or flats...
WATT a SHOCKING cOHMment section...
Why are the women in the Trump family called the brass section?
Because they’re Trump-ettes
Tesla is really stinking up the business news section..
It's all because of the Musk.
Isreal lit in the comment section
When the comment section is puntastic
I thought I'd show off a section of our remote property. It's just a click away.
The comment section really took off
I had a guy come up to me at the store the other day as I was browsing the candy section and proclaimed "I refuse to eat Werther's originals!" Confused, I asked "Why's that?"
I really hate the energy section of my physics class, it's nothing but work.
I asked the librarian if she could show me to the self-help section
She said that would defeat the purpose
What section of the police is obsessed with gaining proof of age?
Cross section of the Milky Way
From the 2020 SAT, geometry section: A farmer is welding parts in his barn. He wants to cut four bars of equal length from two lengths of iron rebar measuring 16 feet, 8 inches and 5 feet, 10 inches. How much material will be discarded? Bonus: where will the rebar, once welded, go for a good time?
There was an accident in the Paleontology section of a Natural History Museum where multiple dinosaur skeletons collapsed and were broken beyond repair. The directors of the museum were concerned that visitors wouldn't visit that section anymore ...
but visitors still showed up to view the
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
Family: *Walks by otter section at the zoo*
Dad: Where’s the otter one?
So my math textbook has a "Math Humor" section...
Saw some waffles with Elsa on them in the breakfast section yesterday...
Must have been Frozen Waffles!
New York City once had 4 sections and New Jersey needed to borough one.
My wife said she might have to get a C-Section...
I hope I don’t get C-sick!
Saw this in this YouTube video comment section.
I was visiting my pregnant friend at the hospital, and the only parking spot I could find was in the C section.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
I went to visit my pregnant friend in the hospital and found a parking spot in the C section of the parking lot.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
I went to visit a friend at the hospital and found a spot in the “C” section of the parking lot.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
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