A list of puns related to "C Section"
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
Womb raiders
I hope I don’t get C-sick!
You can't tell by looking at him but when he gets out the car he always goes out the sun roof.
(Buddy of mine told me that one)
The only way I could get out of my car was through the sunroof.
When are they planning, to call in that order for delivery or is it going to be takeout?
In the M section, right after mist.
Thanks HAI
It's amid section.
• you suddenly know all the words to every Eagles song.
• you get up early on a Saturday morning to make sure you’ll be tired enough for a couch nap that afternoon.
• you change your car’s oil exactly every 2,000 miles.
• mowing the lawn is no longer a chore, but a privilege.
• you can actually tell old John Wayne movies apart.
• your idea of fun is aimlessly wandering around the home improvement section of any store.
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
that our baby was in his one womb apartment.
A man walked into the produce section and took a leek.
It was in the non-friction section.
She said they were in the non-friction section.
Then realised I was in the menswear section.
Scared the daylights out of the people in the frozen food section
So in the end, we had to have him sectioned.
Via Sea-section
Still one of my best so here's the set up.
I take my wife on a cruise for her birthday. Each night during dinner they have a section of things you would not normally try but you're on a cruise so try it. Anyway one night they had braised ox tongue. So I order it and get a side eye from the wife while doing so. It arrives and I had correctly anticipated her question. Anyway here's the conversation...
Braised ox tongue appetizer is set before me. I cut a small piece and put in it my mouth and begin to chew.
Wife: Well, how is it?!?
Me: (slowly looking up) it's... tasty.
W: Did you really order that just to make that joke?
Me: yes, yes I did.
In all actuality it was quite good.
I just visited their wireless section and didn't see a single LG BT device
He directed me to the affordable section
When she came home I asked her which class she was in. She told me "They gave me C-Section."
Went to the bird store today Went to the cage section and one caught my eye. It was way over priced and all It had was a penny, dime, quarter half dollar in it. I asked why it was so much?
The manager said because it was a nickel-less cage.
Scared the heck out of everyone else in the frozen food section.
It becomes a sectional.
And went to the koala section and found one koala sitting alone Guess he didnt meet the right koalafications
Because they're very good at it.
EDIT: If your looking for animal jokes, read the comments section.
The librarian told me they were in the C-section.
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carry on
By vitamin C section
Her: "Why are you reading junk mail?"
Me: "It's not, they have real news in here too."
Her: "No they don't...."
Me: "They sure do. I was just reading about a hitman who killed 3 people. He must not have liked them much, because he did it for only $1."
Her: "Nuh-uh, you're totally lying!"
Me: "Nope, looks like the hitman was named was Arty. He choked them to death apparently. "
Her: "Let me see..."
So I showed her the section I was reading:
ARTICHOKES 3 FOR $1
Did you hear about the magician who grabbed Eminem so hard his SnapBack fell off?
He pulled a rabbit out of his hat
What do you call a magician who is an administrator at a college, but nobody knows what students he is in charge of?
Whose dean’s he?
A magician went out to the store and bought a big metal structure so he could hang upside down and do situps. He also loved painting, but because of his style he often knocked the canvas around while dabbing on the paint. So he bought another, wooden structure, like an easel, but with clamps to hold the painting in place while he prodded it with the paintbrush. His wife asked, as he brought them in, what the hell he had just bought. He replied:
“Ab rack and dab rack”
What do you call a magician with very skinny fingers?
Slight of hand
The magician’s wife brought him to the store to buy gifts for a birthday party. She picked out a lovely candle, but wanted to include a nice note. The magician knew just what to do. He brought her down an aisle, found a section marked “birthday,” and said:
“Pick a card, any card”
The Russian magician, in 1932, found an amazing new piece for his act: a giant, wooden sarcophagus in the shape of a beautiful woman. The piece had giant, metal blades inside at waist level. They were locked in place while it was open, but retracted as it closed, making it seem as though the magician had escaped death. But one day, while he was practicing, the great sarcophagus fell over - door still open - right on the magician. When he was found, he was cut right in two. Moral of the story:
In Soviet Russia, box woman saws you.
Okay that’s it. I’m so sorry, I have nothing better to do.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
Through Sea-section.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
scared the hell out of everyone in the frozen food section
He took a leek in the produce section!
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