So I work with Honeywell scanners in my business. My boss bought 20 or so scanners and told me to test them out, then give them a name. Running outta good ones and need some help. Time to shine Reddit. Looking for punny scanner names and references
The look on his face was priceless.
" You know my method. It's founded upon the observation of Trifles. "
After taking our order and asking if we want anything else, I point at my phone and ask if she can leave us a menu just in case.
I think I wrote my first dad joke original on something new to this changing world!
It Scandinavian
He said "Well the results were interesting. They found kittens, puppies, little bunnies, and goldfish."
(true story)
They didn't find anything.
I interrupted and asked if he remembered what type of cat.
[Yes, I used a dad joke on my dad. He taught me well.]
Dad: ''I'm doing a cat scan right now. Points to cats as he scans kitchen 1, 2.''
This was about ten years ago. It's still a classic!
I work at a retail store where we need to do inventory and it was just me and my manager there, and he arrived later than I did, which is why I had finished it by myself.
For those who need assistance: single-scandedly = single-handedly
The look on his face was priceless.
The look on his face was priceless.
The look on his face was priceless.
The look on his face was priceless.
