Scan puns

So I work with Honeywell scanners in my business. My boss bought 20 or so scanners and told me to test them out, then give them a name. Running outta good ones and need some help. Time to shine Reddit. Looking for punny scanner names and references

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brbbins1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2017
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CAT Scan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jim-nasty
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.

The look on his face was priceless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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CAT scan always works
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Holmes and Watson are creeping stealthy along the Street, searching for clues, when Holmes suddenly spots a Bakery shop window and scans it with his magnifying glass. Watson perplexed, says to Sherlock " What are you looking for exactly ? " ...Holmes replies...

" You know my method. It's founded upon the observation of Trifles. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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(fairly certain this is original) I'm out to eat with my girl and the server tells us to scan the barcode on the table to see the menu.

After taking our order and asking if we want anything else, I point at my phone and ask if she can leave us a menu just in case.

I think I wrote my first dad joke original on something new to this changing world!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yadnivek
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Just a routine CAT scan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VoodooChild-666
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Comment from a thread on cat scans
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManicMonocle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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If a Norwegian robot scans a bird,

It Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alliswellinnz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Did you hear they're putting barcodes on all Norwegian ships so they can Scan-da-Navy-in.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/evilgeekwastaken
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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But do they do cat scans? If they say they do, but don't, they're lion.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yugvijay
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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Dogs can’t operate MRI scans.

But catscan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spacedynasaur
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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when your dad is a doctor - Dogs can’t go through MRI’s. But cat scan!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlphaAxel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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After a brain scan, a doctor with bad bedside manor says to his patient seems like I'll see you TU MOR times, because you have TU MOR days to live.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Death_By_Pun
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Guy blew a red light and got into a pretty bad accident. A quick scan of the interior gives a pretty good idea of why he couldn't stop. (X-post from r/justrolledintotheshop)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HowManyMonkeys
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2018
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I asked my dad how his pet scan went

He said "Well the results were interesting. They found kittens, puppies, little bunnies, and goldfish."

(true story)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hornwalker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/layover_guy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2016
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My doctor had me go in for a brain scan.

They didn't find anything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salmoneater
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2016
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If you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software you've gotten McCafΓ© on McAfee
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crinklesofarc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2016
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kosmozoan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2015
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My Dad had a procedure done a few weeks ago and told me he was in the hospital for a follow up cat scan.

I interrupted and asked if he remembered what type of cat.

[Yes, I used a dad joke on my dad. He taught me well.]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dances_w_vowels
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2017
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeanzl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2014
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Mom asks dad when her cat scan appointment is . .

Dad: ''I'm doing a cat scan right now. Points to cats as he scans kitchen 1, 2.''

This was about ten years ago. It's still a classic!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SockDance
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2014
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This morning, when my manager asked me if there was any inventory left to scan, I said "I have single-SCANdedly finished the morning inventory!"

I work at a retail store where we need to do inventory and it was just me and my manager there, and he arrived later than I did, which is why I had finished it by myself.

For those who need assistance: single-scandedly = single-handedly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YJCH0I
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2015
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I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.

The look on his face was priceless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.

The look on his face was priceless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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I saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.

The look on his face was priceless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.

The look on his face was priceless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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