I got annoyed because the russet potatoes were announcing everything I did.

Then I realized they’re just common taters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FutureAEMT97
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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What did the baked couch potato do when the game console locked up?

He pressed the russet button, of course.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/centstwo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Potato puns are a little tricky...

you need to stew on 'em a little bit, you can't just russet.

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πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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