Hello,
I am requesting help with remembering a joke. Posts of this type did not seem to be against the subreddit's rules, but if I am in error, please let me know and delete my post.
Anyway, here is what I remember of the joke:
It is movie themed and it says something like this: "There should be a post-apocalyptic zombie movie with a romantic comedy element. Then we would have the world's first rom-com-zom-dom-bomb." The only thing is that I forget what the "dom" was supposed to mean and whether or not there is more to this joke, either in the set-up or the punchline. I googled it to no avail. Any help is appreciated.
Thank you
It was no suet.
maybe it'll help jog your memory.
But she was born overdue and her birthday is next week.
If only I could remember what it was....
He gave me some sage advice. It was about thyme too.
My son had just been born, I'm talking freshly cut cord. My mother comes in to see him and notices a bottle of baby shampoo on the table.
"Ooh is that Baby Magic," she asks.
"Nah, he's just an ordinary baby."
Then I realized I was a real dad.
That makes them Grandpa jokes.
I'm not a dad, and not even English, but a friend's dad would make this joke:
Green green, green green...
Yellow?
Brown, brownbrownbrownbrown, brownbrown, brown.
Pink!
But I'm pretty sure there was more colours in it than that. Can somebody help?
Thanks!
Told by a dad!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDNK59Whxt4&feature=youtu.be
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Pharaohsmith.
But I said he was somebody I used to know.
Inflation
It was about a weak back.
That was awesome
New guy: That sounds like bullshit.
Farmer: Yes, exactly.
Hopefully it’ll come back to me eventually.
“That just sounds like leaping off ledges with extra steps”
I told her if they forgot the cheese again, it wouldn’t end very Gouda for them!
Nor I
He said, “Hey! How far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
But no one has ever heard of his sister Onya, who invented the starting pistol
A Hummingbird.
It was a defining moment in my life.
Peter Porker
"I'm over here dad." He replied.
Those were the Good Years.
The pain is still Raw.
One day a loving husband and father of 2 sons comes home, one of the sons asks him to come upstairs, so he comes upstairs and his son says“dad, im gay” the father, surprised says “well, okay, i still support you son”.
The next day the father comes home to his other son asking him to come upstairs, he goes and the son also comes out as gay, the loving father says “both you and your brother, i wont have any kids, but, i still support you”........ ........ ........ ........ ........ ........
The father then walks down stairs to go and play with the family dog(male) and finds him in the backyard humping the neighbors(also male) dog. The father walks back into the house and exclaims
“Does anyone in this house like women”.
His wife taps him on the sholder
Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking .
I remember I came home one night and fixed a dartboard to the ceiling.
Spent the rest of the night throwing up.
He said it felt really apalling
As they hit me, I thought, “that’s not gneiss.”
Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
But eventually it came back to me.
You'll have the rest of your life to fix it
I went ABCDEFG and then PQRSTUVWXYZ. I was missing H to O.
IM LIVID
A pool table.
Son: Dad, Will you remember me in one second?
Dad: Yes.
Son: Dad, will you remember me in one minute?
Dad: Yes.
Son: Dad, will you remember me in one hour?
Dad: Yes.
Son: Dad, will you remember me in one day?
Dad: Yes.
Son: Dad, will you remember me in one week?
Dad: Yes.
Son: Dad, will you remember me in one month?
Dad: Yes.
Son: Dad, will you remember me in one year?
Dad: Yes.
Son: Knock Knock!
Dad: Who's there?
Son: DAD! YOU ALREADY FORGOT ME!
As he died he kept on insisting for us to “be positive”, but it’s hard without him.
I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me.
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
It was about a weak back...
You know why? Inflation!
It was about a weak back...
It'll come back to you.
