Rabies Puns

A list of puns related to "Rabies"

Why did the baseball player have to get treated for rabies?

Because he was around bats all the time.

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👤︎ u/MajesticSunset7
📅︎ Nov 25 2018
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How do data scientists quantify rabies outbreaks?

In megabytes.

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👤︎ u/cyphr0st
📅︎ Jul 29 2019
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My son got diagnosed simultaneously with scurvy and rabies.

Or as I like to call it, scabies.

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👤︎ u/BinaryPeach
📅︎ Jun 20 2019
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What do you call an actor who gets rabies?

Will Feral

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👤︎ u/TrippyMcTripperton
📅︎ Apr 13 2018
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What must you learn after contracting Rabies?

Your Rabie-Cs

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👤︎ u/cleverchase
📅︎ May 06 2017
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Did you hear about the Rabi who made beer in his garage?

He brewed it himself

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👤︎ u/JimmyPebbles
📅︎ Dec 07 2017
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How do you get a squirrel to like you ?

Act like a nut

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jul 01 2020
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So, I pulled a dad joke on my mom.

Her: “At vet to get rabies. Will be home around 430 or so. Call if you need anything”

Me:”But you’ll die if you get rabies.”

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👤︎ u/hecklingheck
📅︎ Mar 03 2018
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My Dad's "book titles"...

I have so, so many...

"The Road Is Shut" by Elaine Closed. "I'm Outta Gas" by Phil McCarup "How To Tie Shoelaces" by Ben Doon "A Cliff Edge" by Eileen Dover "A Book Of Churches" by Cath Headrall "I've Eaten Too Much!" by Buster Gutt "A Book On Soft Cheeses" by Phil Adelphia

And finally, "A Book On Domestic Pets" by Rabi Tuch... (...Rabituch...) (Rabbit hutch)

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👤︎ u/amysplat
📅︎ Oct 04 2013
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