Lyssa Puns

I answered the phone to:

"Hello, this is Doctor [Redacted], I was calling to speak with Lyssa_Ray."

"Hello Grandpa..."

"Yes, we wanted to follow up with you regarding your enema; did you want a cold water enema or a hot water enema?"

"I don't want any enemas!"

"Well, Lyssa_Ray, in this life we do not always get what we want, or even what we need, sometimes all we get is a pain in the butt."

Sigh...