They said she had a mean flow.....
A raptor
Who are currently twerking from home.
Tupuc
It’s called Rigatone.
Call myself the bar inspector
Let me break it down lion by lion
I told him it was crap.
turns out she was just a biter.
Diss Trackula
They really wanted to be Gs
Lay-Z
Skittish Yiddish!
A few years ago, we started a show that I quite frankly never thought would work.
Nearly four years later, including two sold out appearances at San Francisco Sketchfest and a local TV featurette, our show "Capitol PUNishment" is now streaming on Twitch Friday night at 8:30pm PST.
I hope it's ok to post this in here. If not, feel free to remove with no hard feelings. Just encouraging pun lovers to check out what is best described as "a fast-paced, in-the-moment spectacle that combines everything you love about gameshows, rap-battles, and "dad" jokes, into a unique and hilarious competitive format."
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Here's a little video to help paint the picture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2RE9PgmfXo
They were called 2Pac
Oh well, no biggie.
A diss appointment.
Waka Flocka Seagulls.
A disc track
He probably just needs a tissue
The Wuhan Clan
mc²
He's going to get the eclectic chair.
... to be hip-hop-critical
Because they have a mad flow.
Otherwise they'd be called bachelor jokes.
Some people call it crap.
a Frap
His name is Pro Valone.
Dissingfectant
Now they're homie pigeons.
is because it's so much harder to give birth to a teenager.
Ninjas With Altitude
Crap💩 I’m sorry
... they're called the Zbruhs.
Al Gore Rhythms...
Crap.
