Thank you for getting me through college, student loan providers.
I don't think I can ever repay you.
What's the name of the largest cell service provider for alien life forms?
What cell service provider do track stars use?
What was the cell phone provider's baby's first word ?
Kid: "Dad! Who's our internet service provider?"
Talking about cellphone providers
Eddy Grant has started a very profitable energy provider for homes
Have you seen his Electric Revenue?
Did you hear about the phone provider where you can order hot drinks?
My cell phone provider announced that they were going to provide me with unlimited data, then they texted me this...
I'm the sole provider for my family...
They can buy the rest of the shoes themselves for all I care...
Why did the dead man see his primary health care provider?
For our anniversary, I made and served a nice dinner, with light provided by Amazon.
She always loves Kindle-lit dinners!
Who does Apple call on to provide testimony in court?
Why doesn’t Santa have to provide health insurance for his workers?
They’re technically Elf employed
would provide energy for sure
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
I nominate all of your passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
Joke provided by my 13 y/o daughter
My 6 yr old son has an attitude problem at the dinner table. He barely eats and always makes the rudest comments about the home-cooked food we provide him, so tonight we tried alphabet soup.
I really hope he eats his words.
Upon seeing a gorgeous girl at the party, I knew I had to meet her. So I approached and told her about a special-purpose ship designed to move and navigate through frozen waters, and provide safe waterways for other boats and ships.
I've used it before and it works. It's the perfect icebreaker.
I was watching Star Trek: The Next Generation on my mobile and the feed shut off.
I got a text from my mobile provider saying I’d exceeded my monthly Data allowance.
What do you call it when a musical group provides assistance?
What do you call a fortune teller that provides his services for free?
A national coin shortage must provide some much needed relief for people who don’t like change.
In response to the American coin shortage, Canada has committed to providing the U.S. aid
I asked my boss if he would donate to my organization that provides medical support to Asian children with terminal diseases so they don’t have to be put down.
He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
He can provide you with fresh prints.
Do you know what is used to provide vision at night at school playgrounds?
I'm thinking about starting a company to provide Wi-Fi in public swimming areas.
I'm going to call it IP in Pools
A recent study of rocking chairs indicated that certain parts of the world do far less rocking than the United States while specific countries do...
Mo-roccan.
This joke provided by dads giving babies a bottle in a rocking chair early in the morning.
Thank you God for providing me and my family with these instant noodles for supper.
Glasses make driving safer..
Provided that they're worn instead of emptied.
This quarantine has provided me the perfect opportunity to start a yacht making company in my attic...
Sails are through the roof!
A KING WHO PROVIDES FREE ELECTRICITY TO HIS KINGDOM...
I didn't think my friend's MacGyver-ed flashlight contraption would work until he provided a detailed description.
It was very illuminating.
Our local pet store provides quality puns.
These guys provide custom 'pens'
Fun Fact For The Day...
When Alan Turing was cracking codes during WW2, his sister Kay was providing drinks, snacks and sandwiches for him and his colleagues.
Scotland has made the decision to provide free sanitary products.
I would have predicted a trial period.
How does a baby look something up?
They "Goo Goo" it.
[This joke provided courtesy of my seven-year old.]
Did you hear the joke about the cows that provided milk for the Roman Army?
You totally should. It's legion-dairy.
Percussion:
It provides the beat to every-ting!
What do you call a three legged dalmation who provides free internet.
My friend is a pretty unsuccessful farmer. But he tries a lot to promote his business on social media by providing a new profile picture every 3 months. Unfortunately the picture always seems to have his head or side chopped off a bit.
Another season, another bad crop.
I’m working for a charity that provides support for elderly grapes
My job is in raisin awareness.
A new disease is sweeping the world. It's a type of nostril infection, very costly to test for
But one man, born with extra sensitive smelling, has been providing free exams to the public to eradicate this new threat. Dr. Theodore Nose of UCH Hospital has a long line of patients waiting every morning, wanting the incredible accuracy of this man.
And as his secretary says...
No one's nose knows noses like Nose's nose knows noses.
After giving birth, I quit my job. The exit questionnaire asked: “What else could the management provide — that might have prevented you from leaving?”
I was going to provide my local bank with a loan
I'm thinking about starting a company to provide Wi-Fi in public swimming areas..
I'm going to call it IP in Pools
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