What is the proper name for the ghost of a buffalo?
I just read a book about the proper application of adhesive substances
I have an addiction to reading pop-up books, so I went to the library the other day to pick up some proper grown up books to look at. I have to admit there was some good stuff there, ...
... but unfortunately nothing that jumped out at me.
I still did not get a proper clock for home.
Because it is not time yet.
My son is learning about proper nouns and he said that a proper noun is specific thing and a common noun isn't. He said an Ocean is a common noun and the Pacific is a proper noun.
I look him dead in the eye and say, "What a Pacific example you just gave"
I knew this girl who wanted bigger boobs, but couldn't afford proper implants, so she had her uncle make her a false set out of pine.Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though,
Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though, wooden tit?
Proper punctuation can make a difference
Did you know that stalin never capitalised the first letter of a new sentence or a proper noun?
It's because he disliked capitalism.
I was once in an airplane when I realized the pilot didn't pass any proper training
What's the proper way to do fingering?
What do you call a toddler who can expertly select the proper whine for every meal?
I couldn't make the pun in proper English, hope someone will still enjoy it though
As a dyslexic person who frequently fails to board the proper means of public transportation...
Her: what took you long? Me: you dont say. I just had a chat with our son bout how he should be wearing a proper underwear instead of diapers,
It was just a brief discussion.
My best friend wanted to vent to me about his inability to perform a proper bench press in the gym... I told him to get it off his chest.
was sleeping at my girlfriends place last night, her dad wouldn’t let us sleep in the same bed... It made me proper angry because he’s actually really handsome.
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what do you need to have proper grammar?
I don’t trust cows because they don’t have proper feet.
You could say I’m lactose intolerant
Do you know the proper title for a two dimensional woman when she is pregnant?
Someone who demonstrates proper hygiene...
Why do melons always have proper marriages?
Is this considered proper usage of a 3d printer?
Recently, Oxford has been cracking down on the proper use of punctuation.
Honestly, I'm entirely on board with this. This has be-comma issue within the community.
I started a charity to ensure everyone has proper lighting in their homes
I've always wanted to be a PhiLAMPthropist
Came out backwords / at a loss for words / just one big bowl of soup / proper punctuation: the colon / man,ure on a roll / just stirring the pot / poo-lease stop / can't. IOU potty humor / Y you say that? / It's fun, butt OK - mind my P's and Q's - I'll put lid on it
What's the proper way to greet an archer?
What's the proper response to one of your friends offering you a pamphlet?
I asked if dad it was crazy travelling all around the world without a proper home.
He told me it was nomad at all.
Hey can you tell me what the proper name for a ninja star is?
What's the proper unit of measurement for a dad joke?
A proper joke in the wild from another subreddit.
What is the proper way for a lawyer to die?
Not sure if this is a proper one but... Why do flamingos stand on one leg?
If they didn't stand on any legs they would fall down.
When someone asks about Wyoming, the proper response is...
What is the proper way to address a hippie's wife?
Why do two melons need to have a proper ceremony when they get married?
My five year old is cultivating a proper intolerance for Dad Jokes
Him: [Playing with various toys] "Help me! Two sea monsters!!"
Me: "Help you to see monsters? They're right there."
Him: [With the eyerollest eyerolls that ever eyerolled] "No, Dad, this is not for puns."
Dad, always wearing the proper attire.
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This is not my content, which is sorta kinda against this r/'s policy, but I couldn't find it on here and thought it fit perfectly. If mods have a real beef with me posting it, I'll happily take it down.
Just had my first proper Dadjoke.
My wife and I just went from the bottom of the adoption waiting list to having a baby of our own on 20 hours notice. We're standing by his basinet in the hospital.
She asks me "Is this really happening?"
"A-parent-ly!"
The proper response to all dad jokes
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