Property Law Puns

A list of puns related to "Property Law"

Did you know it was against the law to let your long hair to cross over into someone else's property?

Yeah, that is called tress-passing.

(Especially when your neighbor stresses over your tresses.)

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👤︎ u/Spotted_Lady
📅︎ Mar 19 2020
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Why is the English common law so concerned with property rights?

Because the English gentry insisted on proper tea rites every afternoon.

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👤︎ u/adityakr082
📅︎ Mar 31 2018
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