Nom Puns

Om nom nom puns - They're delicious!

What do you...

• ...call a cook-book? Omnomnibus
• ...say after dinner? Omnomcomplete
• ...if you're still hungry? Omnommorenomming
• ...call a hungry, sleepy person? Insomnomnomniac
• ...call a hungry god? Omnomnimpotent
• ...call a food-related sign? An omnom omen
• ...call our species? Omnomnivores
• ...call a delicious fried egg? Omnomelet

Can you (b)eat them?

even the cake was in tiers.

Edit: Thank you so much guys! I never expected this to reach 10k upvotes! You guys truly made my day.

Nomaste

A cannibble

“Lost my leg in ‘nom”

Mayo....cause mayo-neighs.

In a small county in Southeast Asia there is a small child.

The child loves to eat his delicious baby food and does so constantly.

In what country does the child live?

Viet-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM

DAD: "Poof, you’re a sandwich!”

Instead of calling it the "zombie apocalypse", why not just call it the Necro-nom-athon?

He lost the other in Nom.

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Insom nom nom nomia

Insom-nom-nom-nomia

He lost it in nom.

Fat chants!

I see food and I eat it !!

Nom nom nom. yumm yum

The media are calling him the Om Nom Nom de Plume.

I have a friend designing a website for a project and in the website it allows you to customize what you want in a meal so it can be added to your cart and shipped to you. On her site she will have a button that picks a random meal for you if you can’t decide.

So she’s been trying to think of funny names to label this button. One idea she has was to label it “Click-Nom-Me”. So I’m not sure if this is the right sub to post in but any food/eating puns would be much appreciated!

Econom-nom-nomics

Back in the 'Nom War

Me: I'd probably have to call it Pho, Nom, & Naan.

Future Mrs. Qball: It would end up being Pho, Nom since you always forget the naan.

Me:... So you're saying it'd be Pho, Nom, & Nil?

I'm helping with dinner in the kitchen when a dog food commercial comes on. It was literally a 5 minute long ad telling about how generic dog food wasn't good for your dog and how I should buy their product. I'm scrubbing a dish, shaking my head, silently hoping someone changes the channel to something more entertaining and my dad looks up and exclaims "I don't know what the hell they're talking about!" I quickly look over at him waiting to hear his rationale over why he's so upset. He looks back slyly and says, "...tastes fine to me." I died laughing.

Q: In latin, when pairing foods with the verb edo ("I eat"), what case should you use? A: The om-nom-nominative.

Viet nom nom nom nom nom