Nom nom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhiacat01
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Nom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pinkymadigan
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The wedding was so touching that

even the cake was in tiers.

Edit: Thank you so much guys! I never expected this to reach 10k upvotes! You guys truly made my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anoobypro
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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What do you call a person who eats other people slowly?

A cannibble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fractiousrhubarb
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What do you say if you are eating whilst doing yoga?

Nomaste

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Triggers--Broom
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nay
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bitchyswiftie
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What did the Turkey say after its leg got bitten off

β€œLost my leg in β€˜nom”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlessedThree_2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Whats a horse's favorite sandwich condiment?

Mayo....cause mayo-neighs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NewbieSniper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Where is the baby?

In a small county in Southeast Asia there is a small child.

The child loves to eat his delicious baby food and does so constantly.

In what country does the child live?

Viet-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Junot_Nevone
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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KID: "Dad, make me a sandwich!"

DAD: "Poof, you’re a sandwich!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sleeteater
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For all th H. P. Lovecraft fans out there

Instead of calling it the "zombie apocalypse", why not just call it the Necro-nom-athon?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raven21633x
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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How did the gingerbread man wind up with one leg?

He lost the other in Nom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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What do websites and people have in common?

They both use cookies to improve their performance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelveyrocks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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What do you call Vietnamese food?

Viet nom nom nom nom nom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DisplayTHEContent
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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I just started that sleep diet. What's it called?

Insom nom nom nomia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hirsty19784
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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What do you call it when you can’t sleep and your hungry

Insom-nom-nom-nomia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SquigglesMcJiggly
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You hear about the gummy bear who lost his leg?

He lost it in nom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andromedu5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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Does anyone have any weight loss mantras?

Fat chants!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MsTBlueBFF
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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I'm on a seafood diet......

I see food and I eat it !!

Nom nom nom. yumm yum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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There's a cannibal on the loose who only eats people living under assumed names.

The media are calling him the Om Nom Nom de Plume.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihavespaceballs
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[request] puns about food (info in post)

I have a friend designing a website for a project and in the website it allows you to customize what you want in a meal so it can be added to your cart and shipped to you. On her site she will have a button that picks a random meal for you if you can’t decide.

So she’s been trying to think of funny names to label this button. One idea she has was to label it β€œClick-Nom-Me”. So I’m not sure if this is the right sub to post in but any food/eating puns would be much appreciated!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josh_Butterballs
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What do you call the study of food-based market forces?

Econom-nom-nomics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moronicuniform
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2017
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Where did the Gingerbread Man lose his leg?

Back in the 'Nom War

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikalshorti
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If I were ever to start an Indo-Vietnamese restaurant..

Me: I'd probably have to call it Pho, Nom, & Naan.

Future Mrs. Qball: It would end up being Pho, Nom since you always forget the naan.

Me:... So you're saying it'd be Pho, Nom, & Nil?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DjQball
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2017
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Dog Food

I'm helping with dinner in the kitchen when a dog food commercial comes on. It was literally a 5 minute long ad telling about how generic dog food wasn't good for your dog and how I should buy their product. I'm scrubbing a dish, shaking my head, silently hoping someone changes the channel to something more entertaining and my dad looks up and exclaims "I don't know what the hell they're talking about!" I quickly look over at him waiting to hear his rationale over why he's so upset. He looks back slyly and says, "...tastes fine to me." I died laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pwise1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2013
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From a Latin FAQ (x/post from r/jokes)

Q: In latin, when pairing foods with the verb edo ("I eat"), what case should you use? A: The om-nom-nominative.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DintyMooresLaw
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