So I haven't played that much CK3 since I got it. Main Paradox game that I've played since it came out has been Stellaris.

With a few hours of the usual Irish dude, Robert de Hauteville, Bjorn Ironside of Svithjod, and both start dates' Roman emperors, I decided to check out Spain in 1066. I remembered kings Sancho and Alfonso from the El Cid campaign in Age of Empires II and decided to check out Alfonso since it was listing him as the easier one of the two.

1. Character starts with high intrigue. I guess I'll do a dread-based playstyle for him, trying to intimidate people into not challenging me.
2. I blackmail a few people. Including about keeping my sister's extramarital affair secret.
3. I marry the nice French girl from William of Normandy's court at the top of the "Find Spouse" list to get the alliance. My court chaplain tells me that there's a bit of consanguinity, but because of the difference between my intrigue and his, this just means that he loses 350 prestigie.
4. My marshal tries blackmailing me about an affair that I'm apparently having (I hadn't checked the lovers tab yet, so I didn't known that I was having an affair). I've taken every option that I can get to boost my dread, so I tell him to go fuck himself and expect other people to be too scared of me to do much about it.
5. Marshal reveals my affair. Turns out that it's with my sister. Let's look back at #2 for a second. I blackmailed my sister about threatening to tell everyone that she was having an affair with me. One of the interesting start characters highlighted by the game as "Easy" starts in a relationship with his sister. I accidentally stumbled into some of the community's meme shenanigans just because a character that the game itself recommended to me
6. I die in a hunting accident in around 1071, and my heir is a daughter under a year old. I only play on Ironman, so I decide that I might as well restart.
7. Restarted and it wasn't a fluke. I still have Urraca in the lovers section of my relationships tab.
8. I'm looking for a wife right now. Instead of Adelais de Ponthieu for the alliance, maybe I'll go for whichever potential wife will get me the most prestige. The "Find Spouse" options which provide the most prestige are all from the Jimena dynasty (Navarra girls). I'm already fucking my sister, so why not invite one of my cousins in for a threesome?

Update: My sister, my wife, my cousin, and my daughter are all named Urraca. If those were all the same person, it

I told her I love AC. She seemed surprised but immediately relaxed and said CJ is on her island today & she’s been fishing like crazy while it’s been slow. “I’m addicted because my kids & SOME PEOPLE glances at other receptionist beside her told me I had to get it & they were right.” The other receptionist smiled slyly.

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So... i was thinking what anime to watch later while watching "Thats my boy" where Donny (Adam Sandler) impregnated his teacher at a young age. Todd, Donny's son was raised like how a 13 year old kid would raise one so he grew up eating cake and lollipop for breakfast and experienced driving his drunk father home when he was 8 and he hated his father for acting like a child when he have a son. Years have passed, Donny was a jobless guy and his son left him for his immature behavior, while looking for a way to earn money to pay his huge taxes he saw Todd's picture in a newpaper featured marriage and decided to ask for help. To see the one who raised you in the most childish way and made your childhood terrible, and worst, he decided to show up in your nearing wedding .Todd's reaction was ridiculous. Todd is a mature,responsible,realist,neat looking guy while his father is an immature,irresponsible,happy go lucky guy. Todd hid the fact that both his parents is still alive, the mother is in prison and the father is the infamous boy wonder in the 90s. The more Todd drives his father away in his life the more he becomes like his father. So im looking for an anime with a relationship like Donny and Todd had for But in a boy and girl way where the girl is crazy and the guy is straitlaced or vice verca and the straitlaced guy slowly becomes like the crazy girl.

12.15.2021 Indie World Showcase MegaThread

Please use this thread for all pre-event hype and speculation, as well as post-event thoughts and reactions.

Watch & Discuss

This event is scheduled to start at 9:00am PT / Noon ET.

• Watch live on YouTube
• Chat in our Discord

Recap of announcements

It’s time to prepare your spirit of adventure … and your Nintendo Switch Wish List! Today, in a new Indie World Showcase presentation, Nintendo and its publishing and development partners from around the world presented details about 19 of the indie games coming to the Nintendo Switch family of systems, including four titles arriving today – Dungeon Munchies, Let’s Play! Oink Games, Chicory: A Colorful Tale and Timelie. Highlights of the video include a first look at the touching journey of Endling – Extinction is Forever from Herobeat Studios and Sea of Stars from Sabotage Studio – an RPG prequel to The Messenger featuring magic powers so wild they may even eclipse the sun and moon. Other games featured in today’s showcase include a first look at Afterlove EP, a heartfelt rhythm game and narrative adventure, and the musical puzzle-adventure game Figment 2: Creed Valley, which has a free demo that will be available later today!

“As we head into the holidays and into the new year, we want longtime Nintendo fans and new Nintendo Switch owners to look forward to a calendar packed full of new indie gems to discover,” said Steve Singer, Nintendo of America’s Senior Vice President of Publisher and Developer Relations. “We’re grateful for the trailblazing independent developers who craft these beautiful experiences for Nintendo Switch players, and who help Nintendo Switch continue to be a destination for diverse games that entertain and delight us in surprising ways.”

To view the Indie World video in its entirety, visit https://www.nintendo.com/indie-world/. Some of the highlights revealed in the video include:

• Sea of Stars from Sabotage Studio: This prequel to The Messenger tells the story of two Children of the Solstice – a Lunar Monk and a Solar Blade Dancer. Fans of classic RPGs with modernized elements will want to check out this game’s moving story filled with twists and turns, its fluid and engaging turn-based combat and its freely traversable world. Plus, it features music by the renowned

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Hey Superstonk. As I promised yesterday, the following is the transcript as provided by u/mickben for the Patrick Byrne Interview. Many of us apes don’t like clicking on links so I am posting the transcript in it’s full form. This also helps to ensure that a copy is saved on the sub in case it continues to get scrubbed. I reviewed the transcript and can state that as far as I can tell it is accurate. Obviously given the length of the video I have not verified every word but all of my spot checks were good. Given the length of the video I had to break this up into 3 parts.

Patrick Byrne interview:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XQXPiYDkcI

Full Guide: Thanks u/Idjek 1:01: Byrne discusses his war against naked short selling, and the complex, indirect settlement system.

9:45: Mechanics/risk of a short squeeze given the existence of so many naked shorts.

13:50: Amazon's competitors tend to get targeted by SHFs... hmm...

21:35 Discusses situation with GME and popkorn.

29:49: Discusses T0 blockchain capital market he created and why the SEC isn't happy about it.

33:40: Regulatory capture–why regulation doesn't always work like a reasonable person would expect it to.

39:40: Talkin bout Gary Gensler.

41:54: Theory of dispersed costs and concentrated benefits, public choice theory–big companies spending big money on lobbying to protect policies that benefit them/their industry, at the expense of a huge majority of smaller players (sound familiar...?).

45:45: Chinese diplomat economist talks with Patrick Byrne about FTDs, and then Byrne talks with the Chinese equivalent of the DTCC 10 years later, who says there are no fails in the Chinese stock markets.

54:45: Should GME release an NFT to force shorts to close? Bryne suggests they could issue shares on T0 in order to issue a non-fungible dividend.

58:12: Recent case against naked short sellers opened by SEC or DOJ, Bryne's involvement with a whistleblower.

1:00:06: Hedgies r fuk, and here's why (for context, interviewer is a popkorn stock fan). Bryne then explains how SHFs put pressure on a company they need to kill.

1:04:51: The SECs catch-22 argument that issuing an NFT dividend could/may force shorts to close their positions, and that would be illegal manipulation of the stock by the issuer (while SEC simultaneously claims the SHF activity which overshorted the stock in the first place has no effect on the price)

Part 1: Start -23 min 53.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superst

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Mathematical puns makes me number

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

Put it on my bill