what do you call a reptile with a stock portfolio? an invested-gator

or when he shows up immediately? an insta-gator

and if he's well-dressed? and in-vest-gator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/storm-the-castle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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Stock markets plunge over Coronavirus fears, some portfolios hit more than others..

... Mainly Spread markets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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I've started diversifying my portfolio by investing in different stocks. Primarily beef, chicken, and vegetables...

I hope some day to be a bouillonaire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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I wonder what Christ's Investment Portfolio is like

His followers go on and on about how much Jesus saves... Religiously.... But I bet it's not an ungodly amount

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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What’s the difference between an artist’s folder and a castle of antivaxxers?

One is a portfolio and the other is Fort Polio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soosoos19926
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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All fun and games...

My son had his end of the year art project inside a large cardboard sleeve with handles on it. He had carefully scrawled with magic marker in big block letters:

PORTFOLO

I said, "Well, I guess the fun and games are over!"

He looked puzzled, and asked "why?"

I pointed at his portfolio - "someone has lost an I"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2013
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