Cemeteries must be popular.
Everyone is dying to get in there.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Do you think glass coffins will become popular?
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︎ Oct 31 2020
I was hoping some anti-lockdown subs would appear in Popular...
... but they've all been quarantined.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Dad to Son: "Have you heard about the new online game that's just been released that's heaps popular and getting a lot of press?
Son: "What's it called?"
Dad: "Month."
Son: "Huh?"
Dad: "Apparently it's twice as good as Fortnite".
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Why are Bananas so Popular?
Because they have a Peel for Everyone!
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︎ Nov 05 2020
What is the most popular boat in the southern US?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
What's the most popular event at autopsy club?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
You would think that the state that is most popular for Casino's and lucrative businesses...
...would be better at counting
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Whatβs the most popular sandwich shop in Warioland?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
2020 is the most popular year on the internet.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
Why was the penguin popular
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Nowadays, Lance isn't a very popular name.
But in medieval times, people were called Lance a lot.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
What's the most popular beauty product during end times?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Why are percussion players so popular?
They know how to drum up support.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Why are fat penguins so popular at parties?
They know how to break the ice
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︎ Jul 20 2020
What kind of lure do you use to trap popular people?
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︎ Jul 30 2020
I didn't realize the reopening of the Lego store was going to be so popular...
People are lining up for blocks!
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︎ Jun 19 2020
What dessert is popular amongst those with memory loss?
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Whats the most popular video game at a bread bakery?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Why is Toad the most popular character in the Super Mario World?
Because he's a real fungi!
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Crypto-currency has become so popular in Iceland that bit-mining has now overtaken the countryβs music industry in total bandwidth usage.
This comes as little surprise however, as Icelandβs BjΓΆrk has always been worse than their byte.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage and values.
Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?"
Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name"!
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︎ Aug 29 2020
How did TikTok become so popular?
They chose a really good TokTik
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︎ Jul 10 2020
I knew this new pandemic was popular but
I had no idea it was viral.
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︎ Aug 12 2020
My asian friend is pretty popular among his profession of being a chef.
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︎ Aug 06 2020
That DiCaprio guy is popular
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︎ Jun 14 2020
What is the most popular flower in France?
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︎ Aug 04 2020
What reality show is popular on the holodeck of Deep Space Nine?
Keeping up with the Cardassians!
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Why is the moon feeling less popular?
Thereβs no buzz around it.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
Windmills are not all that popular.
Despite having a huge fan base.
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︎ Apr 09 2020
Plant-based meats are very popular now, but this didn't go well for vampires.
Thousands have died from a wooden steak.
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︎ Jul 16 2020
My son asked me, βDad, why are Legos so popular?β
I said, βThey make a lot of connections.β
He shook his head and told me to hit the bricks.
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︎ May 01 2020
Why are cemeteries so popular?
People are dying to get in.
(My dad actually told me this joke. This was my first time hearing it.)
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︎ May 10 2020
Iβm surprised 8:54 hasnβt yet become a more popular time with the youths.
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︎ May 23 2020
Our townβs new cemetery is really popular
People are dying to get in
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︎ Apr 27 2020
What was hockey called before it became popular in Canada?
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︎ Apr 11 2020
Machine gunners are not popular people.
They have been disliked for sentries.
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︎ Mar 11 2020
No matter how popular they get
antibiotics will never go viral.
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︎ Dec 20 2019
My YouTube video about Covid-19 is super popular.
Itβs viral and spreading rapidly.
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︎ Mar 25 2020
Will glass coffins become popular?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Will glass coffins ever become popular?
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︎ Jul 08 2020
Industry insiders suggest glass coffins will become very popular.
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Will glass coffins ever become popular?
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︎ Jul 08 2020
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