Who is the most unpopular fan at Borussia Monchengladbach?

The one who shouts โ€˜give me a B!โ€™

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What do you call an unpopular proboscis?

A nobody nose

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My friend became ineffective, unsuccessful and unpopular after changing his diet to nothing but legumes...

He's a has-bean.

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Why was the vacuum cleaner unpopular at school?

He was a bit of a suck up.

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Why are fencers so unpopular on Reddit?

All they do is riposte.

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Why is the Restaurant '7 bits' very unpopular?

Because nobody can get a byte to eat there

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Why are jokes about jonestown unpopular?

The punchline is always too long.

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Why the first Hulk movie was unpopular

You wouldn't like him when he's Ang Lee.

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One-line vampire jokes for Halloween

What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?

Lots of blood tests!

Why did Draculaโ€™s mother give him cough medicine?

Because he was having a coffin fit.

Why did the vampireโ€™s lunch give him heartburn?

It was a stake sandwich.

Dracula decided he needed a dog, which breed did he choose?

A bloodhound.

What is a vampireโ€™s favorite holiday?

Fangsgiving.

What did the vampire say to the Invisible Man?

โ€˜Long time, no see!โ€™

Why is Dracula so unpopular?

Because heโ€™s a pain in the neck!

http://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/one-line-vampire-jokes-for-halloween/

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