Unpopularity Puns

A list of puns related to "Unpopularity"

Who is the most unpopular fan at Borussia Monchengladbach?

The one who shouts ‘give me a B!’

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👤︎ u/Guuuuuy2112
📅︎ Apr 05 2021
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What do you call an unpopular proboscis?

A nobody nose

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👤︎ u/jelly_frijole
📅︎ Oct 14 2020
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My friend became ineffective, unsuccessful and unpopular after changing his diet to nothing but legumes...

He's a has-bean.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 05 2020
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Why was the vacuum cleaner unpopular at school?

He was a bit of a suck up.

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👤︎ u/wimple007
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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Why are fencers so unpopular on Reddit?

All they do is riposte.

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👤︎ u/Armvis
📅︎ Apr 04 2017
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Why is the Restaurant '7 bits' very unpopular?

Because nobody can get a byte to eat there

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👤︎ u/LilGingeyboi
📅︎ May 01 2019
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Why are jokes about jonestown unpopular?

The punchline is always too long.

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👤︎ u/XOIIO
📅︎ Dec 03 2018
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Why the first Hulk movie was unpopular

You wouldn't like him when he's Ang Lee.

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👤︎ u/ItchCrikkit
📅︎ Jun 30 2016
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One-line vampire jokes for Halloween

What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?

Lots of blood tests!

Why did Dracula’s mother give him cough medicine?

Because he was having a coffin fit.

Why did the vampire’s lunch give him heartburn?

It was a stake sandwich.

Dracula decided he needed a dog, which breed did he choose?

A bloodhound.

What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?

Fangsgiving.

What did the vampire say to the Invisible Man?

‘Long time, no see!’

Why is Dracula so unpopular?

Because he’s a pain in the neck!

http://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/one-line-vampire-jokes-for-halloween/

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👤︎ u/tfraymond
📅︎ Oct 23 2019
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