I passed with flying colors.
An Air Friar
Eliminate the bogey
Nothing… he prefers it plane
I took a crash course.
Spirit Airlines
Luftwaffles.
His name was Patrick U-Wing.
They keep getting me high
One likes it plain while the other likes it with all the fixings
“I land?”
Because they’re always going on air strike.
>!A Flying Dutchman!<
Geez that's a lot
-Plain!
Plane language
He winged it.
He was a flight risk.
But you have to prove your jokes can land.
"You're grounded!"
The co-pilot said: "They keep your shirt closed."
He'll take off and Netherland.
Can't afford to wing it.
(Credit to Chris Hadfield: An Astronaut's guide to Life on Earth for inspiring this. I've read it twice but now I've been reading it to my infant son when he just needs to hear my voice before he sleeps).
He passed it with flying colors
Bad altitude
It went well but I made some Wookiee mistakes.
"Ex-plane yourself."
They keep hitting bogeys.
He's actually pretty good! He made a great job of the landing.
Because zey be flying in the Jetski's.
Fo drizzle
Because they're always in disguise!
He was part of the Schluftwaffe
… We’re in a plane over the mountains when the pilot came over the intercom and said. “Ladies and gentlemen. I have some bad news. We are having a major mechanical issue. The plane is going down and there’s nowhere to land before it crashes. And more bad news. We only have three parachutes. Since I’m the pilot I feel I should go down with the plane”
The President jumps up and says. “I’m the President. I must survive”. So he grabs a parachute and jumps out. The lady jumps up saying. “I’m the worlds smartest woman, I must survive”. She grabs a bag and jumps.
The Rabbi tells the scout. “ Son, I’ve had a long and satisfying life. I give you the last parachute so you can do some good in this world”. The Scout says “ Rabbi. Don’t worry about it, The nice Blonde lady jumped out with my backpack”.
Because it was Passover
He wanted to reach a different plane of existence
Knot gonna lie I think he was mach-ing me.
My dad just sent me this (couldn't help but groan, even as a dad myself):
I had a fella in painting and decorating the house for the last three days, I got chatting to him and it turns out he is actually a Ryanair pilot on PUP (Pandemic Unemployment Payment - social welfare in Ireland for those affected by Covid), he is decorating now to try and pay his mortgage, sad times but in fairness he did a great job on the landing😬👍
All of his friends called him plain stupid.
His job was always up in the air.
An Air Friar.
