A list of puns related to "Patient lift"
In clinic today a female patient was admiring our MA's tattoos and said she had a large tattoo of a snake from her belly button, across her hip, and down to her tailbone. MA apprehensively said yes when asked if she wanted to see it.
Lady lifts up her shirt and... No tattoo.
Patient: "do you see it"?
MA: "no"
Patient: "well then it must have went back in it's hole"!
She was like 60+ years old. Priceless.
I work in a hospital and part of my job is taking patients from their ward to surgery. I walked up to this old guy who is laying there with all these tubes attached to him and say "Hey buddy, I'm here to take you to theatre". He lifts his head a little and whispers "Really? What movie is playing?"
I wanted to high five the poor guy, it was awesome!
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