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I can't be alone in being amazed at how Panglossian the projections are of the economic fallout from the defacto shuttering of the 'workshop of the world'? A slower rate of growth they say, maybe some short term instability. This is crazy. The global economy was on life support prior to this outbreak, with what were supposed to be short term repo market interventions having transmogrified, with scant comment to the fact, into a laundry list of fiscal injections into the US markets, now totalling some $750 billion. A financial calamity was already in the post, the situation created by this outbreak has hastened its delivery. As supply chains collapse, highly leveraged businesses are going to start falling like dominos, and that will precipitate the unravelling of a variety of 3 letter acronym financial instruments, derivative market chaos, and the reality that in a world of infinite rehypothecation, there are no rightful owners, just those wronged by legerdemain.
I'm getting a Cassandra complex here, so few are those even vaguely cognizant of the mere possibility of a majorly adverse financial event as a result of this situation.
Through the thick of the grey veil did their ship drift through, surrounded on all sides by the ring of impermeable, tenebrous fog that filled everyone within it with an eerie trepidation. No birds flew to greet them, nor did they see the faint outline of fish beneath the darkened, pale waters. If there was a sun on the sky, its refulgence did not pass through this glum, misty barrier. A chilly breeze swung haphazardly, from the direction they were sailing in, and it did little to alleviate the ill-spirits of their travel. The captain was having second thoughts, despite being paid in full. Each day, his grumbling and carping only seemed to worsen as their journey became darker and more silent. Sometimes, he even threatened to turn the vessel around and leave, with or without them - but he never did. Now, he was sullen, brooding in his corner, a saturnine glare fixed on his face as he flung his gaze away from Alaric's eyes.
The Archmaester glimpsed on the waters, again, in thought.
"What are we to do, Alaric? What do we hope to accomplish?" Wylis inquired with some asperity, his expression a mask. The soaring man leaned on the wooden railing.
Alaric's mind gradually began to focus on the present reality, and onto the predicament that they currently had been engaged in. He did not yet know what they intended to do.
"Are we to catch one of the Stone Men?" The warrior asked, although without the mocking bite of sarcasm. He was always solemn in his speech.
"Maybe, Wylis," he nodded half-heartedly, an empty reply without weight or emotion. Snow did not believe in chances, but some strange feeling drew him in to this place, a vestige of logic and reasoning, perhaps - but he sought after no particular thing, so even he wondered why he had decided to come here.
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"He don't know himself, you idiot," the captain growled, eyes hollow, looking at the maester accusingly.
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... keep reading on reddit ➡TL:DR The 4 players (5 including Reddi) at the top of the NA Double Up ladder are all involved in abusing the matchmaking system and should be disqualified from the International Double Up Tournament.
Hey guys, we are presenting all of the evidence of several duos abusing the elo system during the Hextech Havoc double up tournament qualifier period. This tournament takes only the rank 1 player of each region and allows for that player to pick their duo. With the stakes being only rank 1 gets invited to a massive tourney, several players used every which way to abuse the elo system. Before we start reviewing individuals we have to explain how these people are cheating by abusing the matchmaking system.
In double up, the matchmaking averages both players' ratings. A player who is 7-8k rating who plays with a player with 1k rating will therefore have a combined rating of 4-4.5k rating. This will result in them getting easier lobbies but that's not the biggest problem. The matchmaking system thinks these lobbies are a ‘fair’ matchup for them so their LP gains are very high compared to actually high rated duo’s playing the same lobbies.
Normal account gain/loss: 1st: +40 to 50, 2nd: +20, 3rd: -60 to 80, 4th: -120 to -150.
Abuse account gain/loss: 1st +60 to 70, 2nd: +20-40, 3rd: -20 to -30, 4th: -50 to -60.
Players abuse this matchmaking system by making new accounts and playing games with these low rated accounts to inflate their rating.
Because of this issue, other top level players who are not cheating have essentially given up. Which has led to Double Up, an extremely promising and enjoyable gamemode, to be more or less abandoned at the competitive level.
Riot is aware of this issue and has commented that they will be disqualifying people who abuse the system. Unfortunately, we have no other information on how they'll be determining this.
This is also a problem in other regions
With all of this abuse going around in all regions we wanted to make sure NA was represented with the rightful duo that didn’t cheat. Therefore we have compiled all of the proof of the “top” players cheating.
Current state of the [ladder](https:/
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
TL:DR The 4 players (5 including Reddi) at the top of the NA Double Up ladder are all involved in abusing the matchmaking system and should be disqualified from the International Double Up Tournament.
Hey guys, we are presenting all of the evidence of several duos abusing the elo system during the Hextech Havoc double up tournament qualifier period. This tournament takes only the rank 1 player of each region and allows for that player to pick their duo. With the stakes being only rank 1 gets invited to a massive tourney, several players used every which way to abuse the elo system. Before we start reviewing individuals we have to explain how these people are cheating by abusing the matchmaking system.
In double up, the matchmaking averages both players' ratings. A player who is 7-8k rating who plays with a player with 1k rating will therefore have a combined rating of 4-4.5k rating. This will result in them getting easier lobbies but that's not the biggest problem. The matchmaking system thinks these lobbies are a ‘fair’ matchup for them so their LP gains are very high compared to actually high rated duo’s playing the same lobbies.
Normal account gain/loss: 1st: +40 to 50, 2nd: +20, 3rd: -60 to 80, 4th: -120 to -150.
Abuse account gain/loss: 1st +60 to 70, 2nd: +20-40, 3rd: -20 to -30, 4th: -50 to -60.
Players abuse this matchmaking system by making new accounts and playing games with these low rated accounts to inflate their rating.
Because of this issue, other top level players who are not cheating have essentially given up. Which has led to Double Up, an extremely promising and enjoyable gamemode, to be more or less abandoned at the competitive level.
Riot is aware of this issue and has commented that they will be disqualifying people who abuse the system. Unfortunately, we have no other information on how they'll be determining this.
This is also a problem in other regions
With all of this abuse going around in all regions we wanted to make sure NA was represented with the rightful duo that didn’t cheat. Therefore we have compiled all of the proof of the “top” players cheating.
Current state of the [ladder](https:/
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