17 Hilarious Path Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

If electricity always follows the path of least resistance,

Why doesn't lighting always strike in France?

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👤︎ u/Tanakiin

📅︎ Sep 14 2020

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I will never have the audacity to choose a career path for my children

It's their responsibility to choose which Medical School they'll graduate from

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut

📅︎ Sep 26 2020

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From my 8 year old, on his path to becoming a great dad: "What did the designers of Darth Vader's costume model it on?"

Mannequin Skywalker

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👤︎ u/slavejamhour

📅︎ Jun 10 2020

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Did you hear about the tornado in southern USA that was swallowing everything in its path?

It was called the VoreTex-as.

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👤︎ u/Deciperer

📅︎ Aug 31 2020

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Two travelers are lost in the woods when they come across a man lying in their path.

         One says, “We’re saved! We can ask him for directions!” His friend, however, had a somber expression on his face.
          “Doesn’t something seem off to you about this man?” he replies, gesturing to the figure lying prostrate on the road before them.
          “What do you mean?” said the first, confusion splayed across his features.
          “I mean we can’t trust a thing he says. He’s a pathological lier.”

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👤︎ u/ForestValkyrie

📅︎ May 29 2020

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Your path to happiness will be a confusing one.

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👤︎ u/bushywookiee

📅︎ Aug 11 2019

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This Guys a Real Cycle-path

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👤︎ u/B0st0n_S0x

📅︎ May 03 2019

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My friend was taking a pretty horizontal path in life, but I never understood it.

All I could ever do is wander Y.

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👤︎ u/chuckbelvis

📅︎ Jun 18 2019

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Did you all hear about the newly discovered Dinosaur that ate everything in it's path?

The Omnomnomivor.

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👤︎ u/Kerlandays

📅︎ Sep 11 2019

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What does a cow say when you block her path???

Moooooooooooooooooove!!!!!

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👤︎ u/potatohead437

📅︎ Sep 24 2019

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Two friends named Trouble and Shut Up went hiking. Trouble went off the path and got lost so Shut Up went to the police to report him missing......

.....when asked his name by the cop filling out the report he replied Shut Up. The frustrated cop asked repeatedly for his name and was met each time with an equally frustrated and louder reply of SHUT UP! The cop got angry and then asked....hey man, are you looking for trouble? The reply back was "Yes! That's the reason I came here....I'm looking for Trouble!!!"

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👤︎ u/2donutkid2

📅︎ Oct 29 2018

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57 years after his death, we discovered that this one famous author made a path for small rodents who really want to throw themselves off a cliff...

He called it the Earnest Lemming-Way.

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👤︎ u/ElizabethHopeParker

📅︎ Mar 30 2018

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The path of the righteous man

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👤︎ u/GentlemanJorge

📅︎ Mar 24 2017

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On the path to being a great Dad

Wife is 7 weeks pregnant. She turns to me and says the baby would be the size of a bean at this stage. I replied "Wow! Inside you is a human bean!" Silent treatment from the wife ensued, but worth it.

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👤︎ u/emperorpollux

📅︎ Sep 18 2017

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Today while on a steep upslope during a hike my son was walking up the shale rock beside the path with some difficulty. In frustration he shouted, "Why am I doing this?" And I responded...

"Well, recently didn't you say you wanted to live a bolder life?" Zing!

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👤︎ u/Freklred

📅︎ Apr 16 2016

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Discussing her college path.

"I started as a French major."

"Don't you normally start as a private?"

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👤︎ u/SeventhShin

📅︎ Feb 02 2016

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I usually text my girlfriend when I'm walking up the stairs to her apartment, and today I sent her this. I then realized the path I'm taking leads me to here.

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👤︎ u/chase0602

📅︎ Sep 23 2013

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