Making church offerings is dangerous for your wallet

Paying tithing just decimates your income

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chaosTechnician
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Carnival is offering a deluxe trip where you leave your senior citizens and kids behind in the snow..

They are calling it β€œTed Cruise”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thehuggyduggy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Finland is offering foreign tech workers the chance to relocate to the Nordic country for 90 days to see if they want to make the move permanent.

If they don't, after the 90 days they will finnish being Finnish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akodo1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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A bank was offering loan without interest.

I flat out refused. Why would I take money from someone who has no interest?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Social distancing has led to Hooters offering delivery to your door.

They’re changing their name to Knockers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phishstepper
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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WARNING: There is an email going around offering processed pork, Gelatin and salt in a can. If you get this email DO NOT OPEN

It’s spam

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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The local paper ran a front page article about offering a large print edition to be more accessible.

Apparently it was big news.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dave7243
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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How much was Texas Instruments fined when they were caught offering free breast augmentation procedures to employees?

$5,318,008

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IMightNotBeKevin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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My local meat market is offering Wookie meat

it's chewy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bibs4353
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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The city of St. Louis is offering huge tax breaks to major corporations so that big businesses can move in.

Because Missouri loves Company.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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I went to high school with a Buzzfeed writer, and I remember him offering me $20 to hang out with him and his friends.

Turns out it was Clique bait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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a casino was offering free mexican food for all who lost more than $50 in gambling

this is because its clearly nacho lucky day if you lost that much

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magna-terra
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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When someone is flirting with you by offering squash

You are being Sejuiced

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EarthPhl
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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In exchange for peace, the US is offering North Korea a shipment of transparent rockets.

So that Kim Jong Un can still claim to have new clear weapons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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A sister was at the brothel offering patrons some puns,

but they didn't want nun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AWYH
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2018
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Out of the blue, I decided to take my wife to a commercial establishment offering health and beauty treatment through such means as steam baths, exercise equipment, and massage

You could say the decision was pretty spa-radic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avasnay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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I heard McDonald's would be offering steak on the menu.

I personally think it will be their biggest McStake ever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Azikiro
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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I was going to apply at a vegetarian restaurant until I saw they were actually offering to pay an annual celery.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/resmungomandinga
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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My favorite brand of almonds is offering a free tank of gasoline with every purchase

Blue Diamond Fill-Ups have been a big hit

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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What's the proper response to one of your friends offering you a pamphlet?

Brochure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neilbo0225
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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Some guy just tried offering me a killer deal on a coffin

I just said, "that's probably the last thing I need!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/margraves
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2018
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There's a scarcity of parking space in our vicinity but our premises are relatively big. So, I regularly help nearby companies by offering them a space for their cars on our grounds.

I allot a lot a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unlucky_genius
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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My bank is no longer offering its new savings account

There was no interest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harrythehousefly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2017
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There's an email going around offering free processed pork gelatin and salt in a can, if you get this email, do not open it!

It's spam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/green_tito
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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There is an email going around offering processed pork, gelatin, and salt in a can.

If you get this email, DO NOT open it.

It is SPAM.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IanGecko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2016
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