I said "that's unfortunate."
Son replies: "Why you so salty?"
Raising them right.
An orphanage.
Daughter : Whats Nana's middle name?
Me: the same as mommies, I think
Daughter: her middle name is just i think?
I'm so proud. Sorry if I don't know how to format, I tried.
What does the Pink Panther say when he knocked over an ant hill?
Dead ant... dead ant... dead ant dead ant dead ant... dead ant dead ant....
Now nana has a banana and an ananas.
It pearished.
Baaa-nana
Batman.
a Ba-nana
A baaaa-nana
This just happened... to me?.......
To set the scene,
My daughter was being nice and carrying her Nanas bowl and fork to the sink.
Dad: How many turds does it take to put a bowl and fork in the sink?
Daughter: One.
Daughter puts bowl in sink..
Dad: Haha! you were right it only took one!
Daughter: Yeah, cause you helped.
Nana, I came to eat you
'Na na na na nana na'".
They make your meal any way you want it.
A boo-nana split.
Bana-nana
a baaa-nana
She got a banana Nana boo boo.
A Bi-nana π
Last week, my grandmother got minor surgery on her eye. When my dad saw her come out with the dressing over her eye he nudged me and said 'Look! Nana got an ipad!'.
He then went up to her and says,'How'd the surgery go Patsy? Or is it Patchy now?'.
I totally laughed my ass off!
The other day we were in the car talking and she was talking about how everyone in her family yells about everything. She said my mom yells, my dad yells, my nana yells, and my pawpaw yells. I couldn't resist, I said "I guess you could call them... An old yeller" laughed uncontrollably for about 5 minutes while she just started at me.
Driving to work this morning and a commercial with a phone ringing came on.
I swiftly grabbed the banana in the cup holder and said:
"Hello? Yea, She is right here!"
I handed the banana to my wife and she laughingly asked "Who is it?"
Stone cold serious I responded "Nana... Who else has this number?"
