Auntie climb attic.
her kid niece
It always end in an Auntie climax.
I told her I might Noah guy.
Because of their Auntie-bodies
He has a wife now, and her name is Aunty Perspirant
Auntiedepressant
I said "80, auntie"
Snip snip and Bob's your auntie.
An actual joke my dad told me.
Because now she had aunty bodies around her.
It was Auntie Climactic.
Auntie Matter
His Auntie Christ
It really upped the aunty!
The warranty claimed it had free “aunty-virus” protection software.
Their sisters are also getting auntie bodies
Thwy got great auntie bodies
Vigil aunties.
thanks to all of their auntie-bodies.
But the punchline is a bit of an aunty-climax
We called her Auntie Up.
During dinner, I compared how Son #2 [4yo] was eating his spaghetti to an anteater. This sparked the following conversation.
Son #2: "What if I really was an ant?"
Son #1 [7yo]: "Then you wouldn't really eat very much spaghetti. Ants eat just a little because they're so small."
Me: "Well, did you know it's pretty likely that, eventually, your sister will grow up to be an aunt?"
Daughter [5yo]: "What?"
Me: "Yeah, all it'll take is for one of you boys to have a kid. Then, she'll turn into an aunt."
[Kids look confused. Son #1 has worked out the pun, is rolling eyes.]
Wife: "He's right. We helped do it to Auntie Leah."
[It clicks.]
Daughter: "Oooooh, Daaad."
She's Aunty Dan Druff
It’s the Auntie Derivative.
My auntie, Histamine.
Auntie Bacterial
Bruce: Yeah! She's the best vigilAUNTIE out there.
I was glad to have the auntie dote.
People have got to stop making Nazi puns. They're offensive, Anne Frankly, in terms of humor, they're usually Hitler miss at best. I can just Nazi why you even make them. They'll Holocaust you a Jewish friend someday. We should all just do the Reich thing and stop it... Still... I guess I don't want to stop Jew while you're having so much fun... What the Heil, I'll just sit back in Mein Kampfy chair and watch.
Oh wait, sorry, this is more of an auntie joke.
We call her auntie-freeze.
They were Auntie-theticals
He calls them auntie-jokes.
I'm notoriously auntie smoking.
"We have seen the Aunty Christ."
My family had a get-together for my grandpa's birthday tonight and ISIS became the topic of the conversation.
Aunty: "I heard that ISIS is all over the place now."
Dad: "Yeah, you know where it is?"
Grandpa: "Where?"
Dad: "ISIS in the freezer."
Eyerolls and groans everywhere.
Dropping my nephew off after a day of hanging out: Him: I love you, auntie. Me: I love you, too. Him: I love you ten!
I didn't get it or laugh until I was half way down the street. I'm also going to steal a 4 year-old's joke.
This an old one. One time I was sick when I was a kid so I went to see a doctor, who happened to be my aunt. Anyway, after I'm done I meet up with my dad in the waiting room. Me: Looks like I got a throat infection, Dad. Him (looking at prescription slip): I know, I see she's prescribed you some AUNTI-biotics
Groaned all the way to the pharmacy.
Pulling up to the grocery store with my 8.5 month pregnant wife, my mother, father and 12 year old nephew.
Wife "this place looks packed" Nephew "you look packed auntie"
Everyone laughs.
an Auntie social.
