Turned out it was just a play on words.
They're seasoned veterans
But today he ran over 5 Miles
He’s pretty smart, except when I say heel he plays dead.
when I call him in every night, the neighbors think I've lost my mind
Glad to know she was on my side.
So people would assume we had a fairly large fan base
"Don't worry, Honey, he's just another Fred of mine."
but for the life of me I can't remember the name of his other leg.
What's special about Ben?
Well, just borrow his truck... now you have Ben Thunder's truck.
Boy-ant-C!
They’re an alter-Nate version!
cuz its a jam
It ain’t Right!
a harmonica
He identified as poly-Esther
I guess you could say he's an Ali-gator
Because all you get is the Anne Aesthetic
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
Revenge of the Smith
She told me to collagen.
Then you’re Patrick
He replied ”Rudolph the red knows rain dear”.
After that, our teacher became ruthless
she's a lot of bark
He was a small arms dealer.
Donkey Hote
Because It's Not Google...
Vladislav,
baby don't hurt me,
don't hurt me,
no more.
His name was Sir Anthony Key
Rüdoff was one of the best fighters in his village and a terrifying opponent on the battlefield. He would often return from battle, so drenched in his opponent's blood that he became known as "Rüdoff det røde", meaning "the red".
After years of wars, and regular battles, Rüdoff finally grew old, and decided that his fighting days were behind him. He became the best farmer that his village had ever known and people would travel from.far away to ask him about his crops and to predict the weather, as he was quite proficient at it.
One morning he wokeup, and looked out the window, the skys were clear and the sun was shining, but Rüdoff could feel the pressure in his old bones and battle scars
"It will Rain soon", he said to his wife while she made breakfast. She glanced outside and told him he was nuts, it was bright and sunny.
He simply hiked up his pants and reminded her:
Rüdoff The Red knows rain, dear.
Because it's always Jammin'
Because it’s papa’s new guinea
He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:
-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!
Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.
-Ok, so... your current name is.. ·chuckles· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...
-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.
After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.
-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?
-Charles Fart.
She was on the rowing team for my school. Know why?
Lisa Kudrow
You could say she’s going for a cup with Joe.....
That way if I ever have to use them, it would be considered assault with a dadly weapun
So i can tell Everyone i walked Five miles today
My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
"Its going to rain soon" he said to his wife. "How could you possibly know that?" She asked. He simply replied, "Because Rudolph The Red knows rain, dear."
One night a viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.” His wife asked, “How do you know?” He said, “Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
