MoRT Puns

A list of puns related to "MoRT"

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs by your front door?

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👤︎ u/xxMercilessxx
📅︎ Sep 17 2022
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"How do you want to die?" She asked, standing over me with the weapon in her hand. "Making love." I replied.

"A quick death, then."

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👤︎ u/theinnocenthostage
📅︎ Oct 07 2022
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