I was looking for the sound track to Mortal Kombat
but all I could find was a bunch of Finnish Hymns.
The Nordic music store has a category just for Mortal Kombat.
Finnish Hymns
What happens when you're looking for the Mortal Kombat soundtrack?
While playing Mortal Kombat in Sweden, what does the announcer say at the end of a fight?
Finnish Him!
A sales associate spots an Asian man at a Mortal Kombat console.
She asks if the man wants to try it out.
The man replies, "No, I'm just Liu Kang."
Why did my Mortal Kombat obsessed friend visit a Nordic Church?
Finnish Hymns!
Who was the Mortal Kombat sorcerer who had a problem with everyone?
Qualm Chi
After beating my roommate at Mortal Kombat...
I don't have any kids, but I think this was pretty dad-like:
We usually scream at max volume when we play, but our other roommate was sleeping so we had to stay pretty quiet.
It was my Kung Lao and Kano vs his Smoke and Sonya.
I swept him clean, 3-0, and he gave the excuse, "It was because I couldn't get loud."
I told him, "Oh, but you did get loud... KUNG LAO'D!"
He groaned, I basked in the glory.
I tried to buy a mortal kombat soundtrack..
But all I could find is finnish hymns...
I tried to buy a Mortal Kombat soundtrack.
But all I could find were Finnish Hymms.
I tried to buy a Mortal Kombat soundtrack.
All I could find were Finnish Hymns.
(crosspost from r/jokes, sorry if you've reddit before)
