You guys watch that show Rick and Morty?
Some of it's pretty mortyfying
What song does the Rick and Morty creator listen to while on a boat?
Roiland on the River
How is Rick & Morty like an exhibition for a popular Dutch cheese?
Eet's a gouda show!
How did the fans of Rick and Morty know the show was finally dead?
Rickamortis had set in
Have you seen what they call Rick and Morty in Spanish?
Rick y Martin. The show is always living de vida loca.
My first homegrown dad joke. What do you call a low energy laser?
Lazy.
My friend looked at me and said, “That’s a nice-ass shirt you are wearing!”
I said, “Thanks, but I think we call them pants, not an ass shirt.”
Just figured out the perfect name for my Pickleball league.
Baller Baller Dills, Y’all
Edit: I’m so sorry, I thought of this and needed it to exist somewhere outside my mind but I don’t actually play pickleball
After my wife had given birth to our baby, the nurse asked me, "Do you have a name yet?"
I said, "Yes. Steve."
She said, "Awww! That's a lovely name!"
"Thanks." I said. "But what do you think we should call the baby?"
I was watching my friends in the endgame of a chess match
I told them “I hope this doesn’t turn out like Rigor Mortis of an Australian friend.”
“What?”
“I hope this isn’t a stale mate.”
Rick has 1 cup of tea. Rick and Tea.
Rick has 7 cups of tea. Rick and Morty.
