Yale is a university for those who may not know
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Smaller babies may be delivered by storks.....
... but the heavier ones need a crane .
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︎ Jan 06 2021
NASA scientists say it may be possible to live on Mars.
What a load of rubbish, I tried it and now I'm five stones heavier and diabetic.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
I may not be a dad, but....
The last Christmas season made me into a real father figure!
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︎ Jan 18 2021
I know it's too soon and still very controversial, but it's likely that the rioters may have the death penalty.
It was, after all, a Capitol offense.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Gardening may be a gamble...
But I feel like a winner. Weed em and reap!
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︎ Jan 15 2021
I called to speak to my doctor and the receptionist asked "May I ask who's calling?"
I replied "Yes you may, go right ahead and ask"
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Spongebob may be the title character of the show.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
This may have been posted before but itβs to Gouda not to share again
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︎ Dec 14 2020
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
I may get in trouble by using weird symbols,
But it's my own asterisk.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
This post may contain centsible content...
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︎ Aug 28 2020
You may think it's funny to kiss someone while you have a runny nose
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I have a horse that's really asthmatic and I'm scared it may not make it. The vet prescribed some
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Adult deer may not taste good covered in melted cheese
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Not much attention but I'm proud enough of this one I came up with that I thought you may enjoy.
Relevant image on the post in which I made the joke:
https://imgur.com/gallery/6RjUUBx
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︎ Dec 08 2020
The word βDiputseromneveβ may look ridiculous,
But backwards itβs even more stupid.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym...
For Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus
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︎ Apr 11 2020
If April has May like weather then what does May weather brings?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
I may have been kicked out of my local watch shop for throwing the merchandise around, but I can confirm...
Time does fly when youβre having fun!
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︎ Oct 20 2020
My friend May owned a cornfield
Everything in it was maze
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︎ Sep 28 2020
My Doctor told me that I may have a curvature of my upper back but he was not so sure.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Carrots may improve your eyes
But booze will double your vision
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︎ Nov 05 2020
I had a cancer scare recently. The doctor said I may have full blown colon cancer
Thankfully itβs just semicolon cancer
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︎ Oct 02 2020
You may not like Minecraft now...
But when the movie comes out, I assure you, itβs gonna be a blockbuster.
Credit: u/Iziahzay
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︎ Aug 05 2020
and the world may never know
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︎ Sep 21 2020
May the sales force be with you.
Q: Why doesnβt Darth Vader hire storm troopers to do his marketing?
A: Because they are always missing their sales targets!
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Doctors say some effects of COVID-19 may follow patients for life.
You could say it's a choronic disease.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
This is not oc content it MAY be a re p o st
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︎ Jun 20 2020
The Moon may not be my favorite celestial body . . .
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Midas from fortnite may have defected to shadow
But in the end, he went back to ghost
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︎ Oct 30 2020
On my death bed Iβl request to be moved to a tub full of pees just before I die so people can say βmay he rest in peesβ
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Espresso may not solve all your problems
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Itβs may.
Student: No, itβs January
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︎ Jul 27 2020
As an immigration officer, I may not always agree with you...
..But I can see where you are coming from.
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︎ Aug 23 2020
We may not be able to seat you inside just now but we can supply some terrible puns.
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︎ Aug 09 2020
The younger generations may not get this one!
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︎ Apr 26 2020
I may have alzheimers...
but at least i don't have alzheimers.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork....
But, the heavier ones need a crane.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
The word βDiputseromneveβ may look ridiculous,
But backwards itβs even more stupid.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork...
but the heavier ones need a crane.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Spongebob Squarepants may be the main character on the show..
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︎ Oct 11 2020
The word βdiputseromneveβ may look ridiculous...
But backwards itβs even more stupid...
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︎ May 29 2020
Spongebob may be the protagonist
But to me, the star is Patrick
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