Did you hear about Maya Hee?
  • Maya who?

  • Maya Haha....

  • groan!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chanderjeet
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card

It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,

About Six-tea years to date,

Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,

her cupious amazing traits

Her balanced demeanour

Her Kindness and (earl) grace,

rooibost sense of humour,

too many to name in this teany space,

to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,

let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,

While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,

It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gurlonreddit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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*KNOCK KNOCK*

P1. Knock knock

P2. Who’s there?!

P1. Maya

P2. Maya who?

P1. MAAAYA HAHA NUMA NUMA YEAH

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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What country is more polite than "Kenya"

>!"Maya"!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rmlrmlchess
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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Family was talking about food allergies...

Mom: And maya had some...

Me: weird gluten free crackers?

Mom: is she gluten free?

Me: no, I think she's nuts.

Dad: it's not nice to call people nuts. Call them crazy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Byerlyduck1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2014
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Knock knock

Who's there?

Maya

Maya who

Maya hee hee 🎢🎡

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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