The 14th Dali Lama walks into a pizza shop and says...
"Make me one with everything."
edit: cant edit title for grammar :(
If Salvador Dali had been knighted and into fishing he would be...
Sir Reel
What was Salvador Daliβs favorite breakfast?
Surreal.
What is Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast food?
Surreal.
EDIT: My coworker demands that I give her credit for this. And she's right
The dog's name is Dali. It was between painting him as Muhammad Dali or the Dali Lama. The latter one won (2018 - 2.8m x 3m)
Why was Salvador Dali shaking on the ground?
He was having a brush stroke
How did Salvador Dali start his mornings? ...
With a bowl of surreal..
What did Salvidor Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal
Salvidor Dali...
Who's the best surrealist boxer?
Muhammed Dali
For five years, I've been drawing visual pun puzzles and putting them up on Mondays. They're kinda hard but really fun to solve. Here are a few. imgur.com/a/4s6Qf
What do you call a Llama with a bag of lentils on its back...?
A dali Llama
Sporty dad joke
Heard on the train:
What would you call a great boxer if he switched to art?
Muhammad Dali.
Talking to my dad about a til post
I told my dad that there are dilemmas trilemmas and so forth he says "ya all the way up to the dali lemmas"
British pun (you may have to google a couple of names).
If you invited Tess Daly, Sebastian Coe, Val Kilmer and Hugh Grant to dinner, and mad them cook, would you have a Tess Coe Val Hugh meal?
I just finished reading 'What The Sun Did On My Holiday'...
...by Shaun Daly.
How does the Dali Lama order pizza?
One with everything.
How did Salvatore Dali start his mornings?
With a bowl of surreal.
