What was Salvador Dali’s favorite breakfast?

Surreal.

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👤︎ u/JessRabid
📅︎ May 10 2020
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What is Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast food?

Surreal.

EDIT: My coworker demands that I give her credit for this. And she's right

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👤︎ u/JMCatron
📅︎ Jan 24 2020
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How does the Dali Lama order pizza?

One with everything.

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📅︎ Dec 21 2019
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Why was Salvador Dali shaking on the ground?

He was having a brush stroke

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📅︎ Dec 18 2019
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The dog's name is Dali. It was between painting him as Muhammad Dali or the Dali Lama. The latter one won (2018 - 2.8m x 3m)
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📅︎ Feb 17 2019
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How did Salvador Dali start his mornings? ...

With a bowl of surreal..

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👤︎ u/Nopi66
📅︎ Jan 18 2019
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What did Salvidor Dali have for breakfast?

A bowl of surreal

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📅︎ Dec 25 2017
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Salvidor Dali...
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👤︎ u/Pareeeee
📅︎ Jan 04 2014
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For five years, I've been drawing visual pun puzzles and putting them up on Mondays. They're kinda hard but really fun to solve. Here are a few. imgur.com/a/4s6Qf
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👤︎ u/mrmailbox
📅︎ Aug 15 2015
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What do you call a Llama with a bag of lentils on its back...?

A dali Llama

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📅︎ Apr 07 2018
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Sporty dad joke

Heard on the train:

What would you call a great boxer if he switched to art?

Muhammad Dali.

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👤︎ u/Wiggen93
📅︎ Nov 02 2014
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British pun (you may have to google a couple of names).

If you invited Tess Daly, Sebastian Coe, Val Kilmer and Hugh Grant to dinner, and mad them cook, would you have a Tess Coe Val Hugh meal?

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📅︎ Nov 04 2017
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Talking to my dad about a til post

I told my dad that there are dilemmas trilemmas and so forth he says "ya all the way up to the dali lemmas"

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📅︎ Aug 02 2014
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I just finished reading 'What The Sun Did On My Holiday'...

...by Shaun Daly.

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📅︎ Jan 20 2018
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How did Salvatore Dali start his mornings?

With a bowl of surreal.

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📅︎ Dec 17 2018
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