What was Salvador Dali’s favorite breakfast?
Surreal.
What is Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast food?
Surreal.
EDIT: My coworker demands that I give her credit for this. And she's right
How does the Dali Lama order pizza?
One with everything.
Why was Salvador Dali shaking on the ground?
He was having a brush stroke
The dog's name is Dali. It was between painting him as Muhammad Dali or the Dali Lama. The latter one won (2018 - 2.8m x 3m)
How did Salvador Dali start his mornings? ...
With a bowl of surreal..
What did Salvidor Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal
Salvidor Dali...
For five years, I've been drawing visual pun puzzles and putting them up on Mondays. They're kinda hard but really fun to solve. Here are a few. imgur.com/a/4s6Qf
What do you call a Llama with a bag of lentils on its back...?
A dali Llama
Sporty dad joke
Heard on the train:
What would you call a great boxer if he switched to art?
Muhammad Dali.
British pun (you may have to google a couple of names).
If you invited Tess Daly, Sebastian Coe, Val Kilmer and Hugh Grant to dinner, and mad them cook, would you have a Tess Coe Val Hugh meal?
Talking to my dad about a til post
I told my dad that there are dilemmas trilemmas and so forth he says "ya all the way up to the dali lemmas"
I just finished reading 'What The Sun Did On My Holiday'...
...by Shaun Daly.
How did Salvatore Dali start his mornings?
With a bowl of surreal.
