If Salvador Dali had been knighted and into fishing he would be...

Sir Reel

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📅︎ May 14 2021
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What was Salvador Dali’s favorite breakfast?

Surreal.

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👤︎ u/JessRabid
📅︎ May 10 2020
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What is Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast food?

Surreal.

EDIT: My coworker demands that I give her credit for this. And she's right

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👤︎ u/JMCatron
📅︎ Jan 24 2020
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Why was Salvador Dali shaking on the ground?

He was having a brush stroke

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📅︎ Dec 18 2019
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How did Salvador Dali start his mornings? ...

With a bowl of surreal..

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👤︎ u/Nopi66
📅︎ Jan 18 2019
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