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Dad : You mean our son?
Chello!
Alternatively:
What is Yo-Yo Ma's favorite dairy dessert?
Chello pudding!
No it was Witch two officer!
Context: My brother made a forge this summer and mom kept the slag from his first firing. She's using it in a x-mas ornament present for him and we can't think of anything witty to write on it. If anyone can think of a good one, we'd love to hear it!
I made Massachusetts live up to its name.
It wasn't her main present, just a stocking filler!
... I have to say, I find his work very up and down.
It's the upper-echelon Musk collection.
It was all cello.
Ma: "cake must of got a bit squashed walking around town earlier." Dad: "What's a cake doing walking around town?"
He then proceeded to walk away laughing to himself while we all sighed .
Guide: I love questions, so at any point on the tour feel free to ask!
Me: Witches are part of the Wicca religion, correct? (Having little knowledge of it)
Dad: Don't ask the guide, look it up on....wiccapedia. Get it?
Tour guide laughs and I facepalm.
Me: "I got her bath salt for the tub"
Dad: "Oh you got her bath salt? Good, that will go nicely with the bath pepper I got her"
I started to say "what's bath pepper" but stopped myself and just started laughing.
My daughter is going to an adventure in a cornfield. I said, "you're going to a maize maze." She said, "corny."
