I don’t even like Pokémon just live puns
Long live Rudolph the red
Where do poor meatballs live ?
Where do British police officers live?
How can I get someone to hang out with me, laugh at each other’s jokes, and maybe share some fun platonic experiences together throughout our lives?
Why do seagulls live by the sea?
If they lived by the bay, they'd be bagels.
What’s the difference between the police response to Black Lives Matter protests and their response to the Capitol Hill riots?
Well, it’s black and white.
The folks who live in my town aren’t allowed to be buried in the old cemetery on the edge of town.
Mostly because they’re not dead yet.
Why did one twin refuse to live with his brother?
Because he was a terrible womb-mate.
People who live on a farm have the best built legs
That's probably because of all the calf raises they do all the time.
My wife is okay with the fact that I still live with my ex-girlfriend.
She doesn't like me calling her that, however.
In college, I used to live on a houseboat, and started dating the girl next door.
Eventually we drifted apart.
Movie pitch: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas. Global chaos ensues as the disease wipes out 99% of humanity.
Desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
NASA scientists say it may be possible to live on Mars.
What a load of rubbish, I tried it and now I'm five stones heavier and diabetic.
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
So if a bird lives by the sea it’s a seagull. If it lives by the bay it’s bagel.
So if it’s covered in slime, is it a googull?
What do you call a sorceress that lives on the beach?
Fact: A single ant live about 29 years
Question: What about Married one?
What vegetable lives in your heart?
I have a plan to live on two bucks for the whole next year.
Step 1: get a hunting license.
I used to live paycheck to paycheck...
....but now that I'm older and better established, I live direct deposit to direct deposit.
I just found out that my friend lives a secret life as a priest.
I have recently been made homeless and have to live in my car...
...Now every room is the living vroom
We live in Colorado and took my son outside today to play hide and seek for the first time. I pointed at the Rockies, looked him dead in the eye and said, "Under no circumstances can we allow them to play!" Confused, he ask why, so I explained, "Well, you see...
I'm going to live forever
What’s the difference between a live pyre and a dead pyre?
What do you call an elf that lives in New York City?
What do you call a guy who lives in a hole ?
Do you know the top 15 states to live in?
Alaska, Washington, Idaho, Montana, North Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, Vermont, New Hampshire, & Maine
Hugh Jackman is making a live action Frosty movie where he joins the circus!
It’s called The Greatest Snowman.
Where do royal British ducks live?
I’ve always wanted to live in a lighthouse...
I’ve been on and off the idea for years.
I finally see why people don’t like the live action DC films!
Because they don’t do the heroes justice
What animals love to live in a sewer?
My son kept chewing on live electrical wires
What kind of habitat does a rabbit live in?
A rabitat.
My six year old just cooked this up; you're welcome.
Why do pirates live the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C
I asked my Chinese friend what it's like to live in China
He says he can't complain
a wise man once said "thick thighs saves lives"
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The best drummers are short guys who live in the city
The vet said our chick has survived through the accident, but his brain was damaged so he’d have to live the rest of his life a vegetable.
Guess we’ll call him Eggplant now
Did you know Koalas live in groups?
So if you mess with one, they koala them to help...
Where do South American frogs live?
Picture this: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas.
Global chaos ensues.
The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
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