Lists of foods Puns

Bloody Mary, Bulgogi

Fish Tacos

Corned beef, Crab Salad, Clams, Creamcicle

Fruit Roll-Ups

Jerked Beef

Kumquat

NutterButter

Red Hots

Pigs in Blanket, Pot Stickers, Pulled Pork

Spotted dick, Stuffed Peppers

Tuna Melt, Twizzlers

Virgin Margarita

My girlfriend and I were shopping for groceries for my place at whole foods yesterday and she was reading a list of things to buy. In the middle of the list was "Fungi". "Fungi? You mean mushrooms?" I asked. "No, we need fungi. Wait, we don't have to buy it. I have Chinese fungi at my place" she replied. "Hmmm. I don't like that you have a Chinese fungi at your place" "Why?!" "Well, how would YOU like it if I had a Chinese fun girl at my place?"

She laughed out loud. She's a keeper.

We were in the meat section of food world, picking up some food for dinner.

I ask, "what's the cheapest meat you can buy?"

He looks up from the grocery list and says, "I don't know?"

"Deer testicles. They're under a buck."

He audibly groaned and was not amused. Needless to say, I think I'll be doing the grocery shopping on my own for a little while.

Can anyone give me a list of foods classified as "rich?"