Knowings Puns

It’s my secret ‘stache.

I take it with a pinch of sugar.

Because it's Narnia business

It's fine.

I was soon oriented.

So you know (Y) (X) is gon give it to ya.

Is like putting Descartes before the horse.

I told him, “woah, slow down buddy. Curve your enthusiasm”

It was a buoy

It was a kid napping.

Kilometers

Boy, were they Sorry.

But we should cut his hang glider out of the tree soon.

She said "Move your dinner whilst I sort these clothes out."

I just have to brace myself and get it over with.

... Nous mo(u)rons.

Text to dad: Dad, how do I get an egg white?

Reply: Make sure both of its parents are caucasian.