For my cake day, I present a series of hand lettered cards I've been working on. imgur.com/gallery/RIC8C
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thfemale
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Why is the letter A like a flower?

Because a β€œb” comes after it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/90eight
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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Why did Karl Marx write in all lowercase letters?

Because he hated capitalism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhench78
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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I quit my job as a mailman when they handed me my first letter to deliver.

I looked at it and thought, β€˜This isn’t for me.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

I don't know Y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poultrygeist79
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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The first letter of the sign of a derelict hotel fell off and killed a man.

He died of old H.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notBjoern
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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To all the members of this subreddit, an open letter:

C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baltinerdist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.

I asked him, β€œWhat’s the word on the street?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArtosThunder
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car

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πŸ‘€︎ u/havenotredditt
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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What is the coolest letter in the alphabet?

B, Because it comes between a and c

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spiderpickl
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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What begins with the letter W and ends with the letter T
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reeyou
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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One day is all I lasted as a Mailman. Turned up on time in my shiny new uniform, was a handed a letter and thought to myself..

..this isn't for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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What word has the most letters in it?

The post office.

(Courtesy of my 8 year olds).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spatula6554
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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Two letters wanted to get married, but their parents wouldn't let them...

So they enveloped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thebenmix11
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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What's the letter E's nickname?

Ey

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πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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What's a pirate's favorite letter?

The C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MartianHunter420
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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I had so many rats for the science experiment, I had to assign them letters of the alphabet.

One of them protested, but he was just being a B rat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-Clever-Idiot
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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My embarrassing hobby is covering the fifth letter of the alphabet in a thin layer of gold …

It's a gilt-E pleasure.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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Everyone keeps telling me there's 26 letters in the alphabet, not 25

But I don't know Y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Work4Bots
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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What letter is in a rush?

Urgen C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McEiring
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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My wife found out I cheated when she found all of the letters I'd been hiding

She swore she will never play Scrabble with me again

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Such-Fig-3879
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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What is a Pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it's AARRRRR but it really be the C!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notwutiwantd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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What's a pirate's favorite letter?

One from their family.

Pirates are people too!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevographic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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originally posted on r/tumblr by u/MaetelofLaMetal
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How many letters are in the English alphabet?

Because E.T. went home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infinit9
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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What is a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet?

You think it's R, but actually it's the C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OnePlayerReady
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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What body part do you spell using the letters P, E, N, I, and S?

Spine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HisokaLaMagician
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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An actor was writing a letter when he changed from cursive to standard lettering mid-sentence.

He went completely off script.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calm_Fan_381
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN

You get them VERY ANGRY

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sisrael81
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Water has 8 letters in it...

From H2O.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BandDirector17
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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Sent a letter addressed to β€œThe Smartest Person in the World”

I couldn’t believe it when I found it in my mail box with the words β€œReturn to Sender” stamped on it! It was me all along!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CallMeSirJack
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

Short

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beej2000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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I have this pathological fear of two letter words.

I get terrified just thinking about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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I have a list of friends who love palindromes!

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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Some people think that adding the letter "s" to inane is normal.

That's just insane!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shopcounterwill
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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I commissioned an artist to make me a set of letters of the alphabet out of cast iron.

I received A, B, C, D, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z.

I'm missing the iron E.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tratemusic
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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I can only remember 25 letters of the alphabet

And I don’t know Y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marylime
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

I just don’t know Y!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arrowedmisfit
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Which letter of the alphabet is the most curious?

Y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet...

I don't know y

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

I don't know y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noodlesvonsoup
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

I don’t know y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QX943
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN

They get very angry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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I only know 25 letters in the alphabet.

I really don't know y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/antisocialguy21
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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