Proud dad moment: My five year old and I were discussing Halloween candy. I told him I like Kit-Kats.

He picked out a Butterfinger from his bag, held it up, and said β€œKit-Kats are good but these are butter.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisoatkins
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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How do you trap a drum kit?

Use a snare

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flazdude
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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A drummer got a tattoo of a drum kit on himself

It was very cymbalic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shooception
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Just bought a first aid kit...

Thought I'd treat myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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I got rid of my son’s drum kit but he went behind my back and bought a new one.

There’s going to be serious repercussions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I left my vampire killing kit in the elevator...

The stakes have never been higher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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My friend tried to sell me his used Easter egg decorating kit...

I said, "no thanks. I'll Paas."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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My wife is furious at me for buying an expensive make-your-own-perfume kit.

But it just made scents to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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The other day I walked into my son's room and found him with an open first aid kit, preparing to stitch up a cut on his forearm.

I told him to stop and that I would take him to the doctor for a more rofessional job. He told me he wanted to do it as he was working on his first aid merit badge for the boy scouts. So I said, "Suture self."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danno49
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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A Kit-Cat?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mercutiobeast
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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My diabetic son's insulin delivery kit just came in the mail

He's pumped

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πŸ‘€︎ u/like_and_umm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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I invented an at home kit for giving yourself stitches.

I'm calling it Suture Self.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysticalTroll_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Kit Kat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanAllPineapples
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Is this the wurst kit ever?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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We caught the drummer of our band masturbating over his drum kit...

I guess the pervert thinks of them as sex cymbals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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My wife is really pissed that I spent a lot of money to buy a make your own perfume kit.

But it just made scents to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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Have you guys tried this new "Vajazzle for Dads" kit?

It's pretty nuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RancidLemons
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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BREAKING NEWS: Apple and Kia Motors have joined forces to produce a kit set electric car in sweden...

... they are calling it the iKia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NZOC
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Someone accused me of stealing a Kit Kat bar.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/J_Fu_Music
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with Kit-Kats...

I suggested we have a break...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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I think my son has a friend who is just using him for his gaming kit.

He only visits once a Fortnite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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So I was using the level kit to make sure my shelf was straight. I dropped the thing and it hit me right on the head

Guess I’m a level-headed individual

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nice_Yams
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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I bought a deepthroat training kit for a co-workers secret Santa.

It’s a gag gift

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Haas19
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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If we have 707, 808 and 909 drum kits, I invented a new drum kit that all involves tin cans and will call it

A tintin kit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparks1437
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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At the garage sale today, there was this RC circuit kit being sold cheap because it was missing its resistors. I don't like electronics but I got it anyways.

The offer was irresistible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ciraus
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2017
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It's good to know that new dads are given a welcome kit at the hospital.

http://www.anythingcomic.com/comics/1957351/welcome-kit/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Donster91
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2014
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Kit Harington broke his timepiece.

And now his watch has ended.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UninvitedGhost
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2015
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Sister: "I want to die my hair, to experiment" Dad: "Do you want a chemistry kit?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_edeetee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2013
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I bought myself a first aid kit today.

I thought I would Treat myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hirsty19784
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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I bought a first aid kit

I felt it was time to treat myself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MC-Master-Bedroom
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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I’ve just bought myself a First Aid Kit...

Thought I’d treat myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeeFarkas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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