I bought my wife a toolbox for her birthday

It had the element of supplies !

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👤︎ u/Klaus-012
📅︎ May 26 2020
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A toolbox only needs a single tool...

That's awl.

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👤︎ u/Ghosttwo
📅︎ Jan 20 2018
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Just happened at work.

Coworker was cutting slots into foam for different tools in the toolbox shelves. He was almost done when he realized he forgot the tape measure. When he went to find a place for it, he said it looks like it would be a tight fit. I looked at him and said "looks like you need to remeasure".

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👤︎ u/jwardell42
📅︎ Oct 27 2018
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Dadjoked my son

My two-year-old son got into my toolbox and started playing with one of my screwdrivers:

"You don't play with this. If you trip and fall on it, you'll be screwed."

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📅︎ Jul 12 2015
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